Funniest / Most Awkward Moment with Girls...

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Hmm, your 12 arent you?

I could be your father, Edit - and I'm sorry.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

I've had a few funny moments recently, so i thought I would share my stories. I'm sure you guys how got a bunch of good ones.
So, story number one. Went to buffalo wild wings for some dinner with a girl, excused myself the the bathroom (which I hardly ever do around women). Go to the urinal, and start to do my business. BAM, my piss decides to go the opposite way my dick is facing and I piss all over my jeans. So I spent the next 10 minutes in the bathroom cleaning my pants. I come back to the table, and she instantly asks what takes so long. I'm totally embarrassed but decide to come clean and told her, and she just started to laugh, she thought it was hysterical and played the whole thing off.

Story number two. Same girl, like 3 weeks later. Its pretty short and two the point. We were doin the dirty, both started getting into it...she starts running out of breath and says "stop.....stop...." with like 6-7 seconds in between. Since i'm such a gentleman I do stop, and she reaches into her purse by the couch for an inhaler.

I laughed so hard my hard-on went away and then we were done lol.

You got any stories?

Cliffs: I pissed on myself

future g/f has asthma REALLY BAD lol

I pee on myself all the time... Its why I sit down to pee now. Whenever I stand it will come out of the wrong hole if I am not careful.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

I could be your father, especially since I banged your mom.

Your official 12 now

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

A couple summers ago, I was dating this girl that I was in a play with. I went by the Culver's where she worked and grabbed a quick bit while waiting for her shift to end. She wanted to go for a walk downtown, so we did. Well about a mile or so away from her work, I realized the mudbutt was about to make an appearance (from the greasy Culver's burger). I ducked into a laundromat, which was the first open place I could find with a bathroom, and went to take a shit. Well, while I was in there, apparently some non-savory looking people showed up in the parking lot, so the girl took off because she was afraid she was going to get *****. Kicker was my cell didn't have a signal in the place so I was looking around for the chick for about 5min before I realized I had a voicemail from her.

should've asked her if she has seen two chicks one cup and what she thought of it before you duck into the bathroom

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

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you want pix of hintzyboy's mudbutt? Give it to him hintzy

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Your official 12 now

You can bang your sister, but I can't bang his mom in the same

thread??? Where's the fairness in that:laugh:

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

You can bang your sister, but I can't bang his mom in the samethread??? Where's the fairness in that:laugh:

banging another person's mom, unless it's you own kid's, is immature.

banging your sister is just the natural order of things

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

i never hit the toilet in the morning when i take a piss. it has a mind of its own most mornings

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

You can bang your sister, but I can't bang his mom in the samethread??? Where's the fairness in that:laugh:

Ya. Plus my sister is way hotter then my mom. Although we do occasionally have 3 somes.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

I had a feeling I was getting the shaft growing up with just brothers...

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

you want pix of hintzyboy's mudbutt? Give it to him hintzy

gimme a minute. Just ate Burger King

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I had a feeling I was getting the shaft growing up with just brothers...

lol, pun

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

i was doing this girl, and her mom walked in. i thought it would of turned into like in the **** movies where the mom joins in, but that did not happen.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

horrible humor going on in here.

 

[mbaoo]

Back when I was young. I was playing the "i'll show you mine if you show me yours game" with a neighborhood chick. We did it in her backyard, she randomly had to take a dump. So I told her to do it right there in the backyard. While she was dumping with me watching, her dad came out to find out what was going on.

I got all scared and made a b-line for the gate and ran home.