Ebay Problem

[Drowsy 10+ year member]

You can IM an ebay consultant. They will help you out.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

just send him a ziplock bag of shit. would be a nice surprise for them.

 

[Lil_KB 10+ year member]

just send him a ziplock bag of shit. would be a nice surprise for them.

best advice yet..

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

lol, Email us at trackingteam@Email.

Yep, thats paypals tracking team address for sure.......

I would send a box of bricks postage due. Tell them that you said no Nigerians, but you will send if they pay postage at the end. Then send 50lbs brick. Then email him the tracking number.

That way it costs them cash for a brick.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

lol, Email us at trackingteam@Email.
Yep, thats paypals tracking team address for sure.......

I would send a box of bricks postage due. Tell them that you said no Nigerians, but you will send if they pay postage at the end. Then send 50lbs brick. Then email him the tracking number.

That way it costs them cash for a brick.

why send 50lbs of bricks.. das a lot of money for a gag.. sending a bag of human shit is worse and super cheap.

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

So how much would it cost to send a bag of shit to nigeria?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

So how much would it cost to send a bag of shit to nigeria?

i auno. depends on how large of a dump you take. lol

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

"I would send a box of bricks postage due. Tell them that you said no Nigerians, but you will send if they pay postage at the end. Then send 50lbs brick. Then email him the tracking number.

That way it costs them cash for a brick."

you must have missed that x3 in my sentence.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

"I would send a box of bricks postage due. Tell them that you said no Nigerians, but you will send if they pay postage at the end. Then send 50lbs brick. Then email him the tracking number.That way it costs them cash for a brick."

you must have missed that x3 in my sentence.

where you going to get 50lbs of bricks and a box sturdy enough to support the weight? das money right there. i mean, the common person doesn't have bricks laying around their household.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

well, rocks would work well too. And a box? idk, have you seen some of the subs shipped on here? they weight like 50 lbs and are just thrown in a single layer cardboard box with some rolled up newspaper. I dont see any problems with that.

btw, its illegal to ship feces.

ok, for real, just box an old telephone book up. it must weight close to a laptop. and ship it over there.

And lastly, those Nigerians dont like to be ****ed with. They have ppl in the states to take care of problems if they arise. There have been cases of ppl being killed because they messed with them. No Joke.

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

I think this guys best bet is to try and contact the next highest bidder with a second chance offer and sell it to them.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

no ones going to know if you send them poop. maybe customs. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

just use a fake address and pay with cash.

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

lol, Email us at trackingteam@Email.
Yep, thats paypals tracking team address for sure.......

I would send a box of bricks postage due. Tell them that you said no Nigerians, but you will send if they pay postage at the end. Then send 50lbs brick. Then email him the tracking number.

That way it costs them cash for a brick.

I am doing that next time. thats a totally fake email from paypal defintily not from paypal. Tell them to send money order they will print you a fake one then the bricks postage due for sure.

thanks for the brick idea i get nigererian scammers all the time because i advertise on craigslist.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Anybody that legitimately wants to buy something on ebay and lives in Nigeria is fukd for all eternity. They will have to move if they want to use ebay...