Drug Testing

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

is marijuana worth pissing on your hand to pass tests? i smoked in high school but jesus christ that is just nuts.

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

I have smoked the night before a drug test, and passed the next day. Drink a gallon or so of water, and dont eat anything prior to the test. Works like a charm every time...
And I have never been failed for 'too much water'...

You won't be failed for your piss being too watered down but you will have to wait and piss again.... It's happened to me. Also, You got lucky. I doubt you'll managed that twice....

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

okay heres an experiment a buddy of mine helped me do. okay, start by drinking about a gallon of cranberry juice. Then, drink half a gallon of water, and then start pounding beers. after a 12 pack, drink another half-gallon of water and repeat. youll piss like a racehorse and it helps clean your body. i did that for 3 days over the summer, and i came out clean even after me, him, and 2 of our other freinds put down a QP before the detox. that was wild. We used a variety of home test kits, so as to try to make sure we werent using cheap stuff. it cost an assload, but i didnt get caught. after that i quit smoking....well herb that is, cigs are cheaper when a pack lasts you 3 days or so.

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

Certain pee tests test not only for THC, but also for creatine. Creatine is stored in your spine, and is secreted in the urine. If your urine is too watered down, there will not be enough creatine in it, and these tests will detect that and you will fail.

Wait what? Piss tests test for every drug as far as I know of. Also, Creatine isn't a drug, As a matter of fact I have a whole bottle of 100% creatine monohydrate downstairs that I use everyday to help with my workout...

 

[plopy 10+ year member]

surgel

$2.97

at your grocery store

mix with water

and have fun

you dont have to believe me if you dont want to, worked for me everytime though

good luck buddy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

Wait what? Piss tests test for every drug as far as I know of. Also, Creatine isn't a drug, As a matter of fact I have a whole bottle of 100% creatine monohydrate downstairs that I use everyday to help with my workout...

No, I didn't say creatine was a drug. I said some tests also test for creatine ammounts in the urine. They do this to make sure people aren't trying to water down their pee.

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

No, I didn't say creatine was a drug. I said some tests also test for creatine ammounts in the urine. They do this to make sure people aren't trying to water down their pee.

That explains why I race like a piss horse after a bottle of it.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

Drinking anything days before the test does nothing see as THC is not water soluable or however u spell it. However drinking a shit load of water hours before your test with vitamen b12 will do the trick, or you can do what I did and strap fake piss to your leg with a heating pad. Better safe the sorry.

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

Quik-Clean drinks FTW!

Drink 1, fill back up with water, eat some peanuts, wait an hour, pee, pee again... go take test within 4 hours after the 2nd pee and you are clean!

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

or you can just say F**K it, and pound a bunch of beers and take the test dunk as hell!

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

i heard there is something like jello at kroger u can eat. it coats ur stomach with it and u eat it like 3 hrs before test and its sure thing to work.

 

[Fission 10+ year member]

Quik-Clean drinks FTW!
Drink 1, fill back up with water, eat some peanuts, wait an hour, pee, pee again... go take test within 4 hours after the 2nd pee and you are clean!

Probably the smartest response yet. The purpose of the peanuts (or any food high in protien) is to keep your piss from turning completely clear. And yes, after pissing a couple of times your uran should be pretty dilluted.

 

[woody89 10+ year member]

I have some weed in my room. It's getting thrown away or given away. Ive smoked once before, but I can say no easily and Im going to. Stupid shit.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Something interesting I found that relates to this thread:

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/timetable.htm