Drug Testing

[DIPayton 10+ year member]

whoever mentioned the cranberry juice to help clear it must live around me. Thats what everyone talks about doing.... and most pot smokers pass easy.

but yeah, quitting would help, but if you just can't try drinking lots of fluids for the next few days and dont smoke till tuesday at least.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

whoever mentioned the cranberry juice to help clear it must live around me. Thats what everyone talks about doing.... and most pot smokers pass easy.
but yeah, quitting would help, but if you just can't try drinking lots of fluids for the next few days and dont smoke till tuesday at least.

he don't live in NY //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Depends on the test. You're not going to get a hair sample test, they're too expensive. Most of them a flush kit will do the job. You can also stop smoking for two weeks and use the kit, I've had send away samples that were no problem. Or you can just get the bladder and tape it to your leg and keep a hand warming heating pad to heat it up. But that's usually reserved for people who have a certain lifestyle and it certainly doesn't sound like you. Or stop smoking blah blah blah downard spiral, ruining lives and such nonsense.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

when sumon flex on me and mak me tak a dam pis test i jus say hel1 na fuk da law yall betta be faas kus i be runnin you kno how ur real hawd downsouf boyz be runnin ATL fo life n1gga

i no actly wats u b sayin yo. up in hur inda htl we rol lik dat. webe always foking wit da law nd bin *** pleat rebels yo. us homboyz r smoking n pisin inmda faace of cops allda tym yo. ima sooo coo cus is be a niigga nd tak lik a reeturd. da norf boyz r alwayz lik dat. wenevr sumon b fruntin on me, we bussem up n spit in der face cus dat b jus how wedo up in da norf. us upnorf boyz r fo real yo

 

[xpl0it 10+ year member]

what in the **** is all that garbage, lmfao. I nearly fell out of my chair readin that shit

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

what in the **** is all that garbage, lmfao. I nearly fell out of my chair readin that shit

dat jus how we du in da norf foo. u no wat i meen yo? i frum da D n dat is how we do yo.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

wit boi quit flexin an yea u norf norf nigaz be aigt but cant tuch us downsouf boyz

fuk da souf. u atl b1tch cant fok wit a brotha frum detroit foo.

 

[Zacmc212 10+ year member]

Exercise + Water = Pass

I know people who smoke daily and stopped 6 days before the test and passed with only water and normal exercise...those tests are a joke

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

shit uz down souf boyz be de ruffes u wish nu kud fuk wit uz

u don sof b1tches aint got nottin on us norf n1ggas. we fokin eat yo n1gga *** up fo brekfas foo. we go jeffery dammer stile on yo down souf ***.

 

[unbonyr 10+ year member]

Drink alot of water and cranberry juice excersie. Or you can niciton the pills that make you burn alot I do before I go to sleep like once or twice then drink alot of water. Yea there not going to give you a hair sample I doubt even a piss test. If you get on probation they will though they gave me a piss test every month and a blood test every 3 months. Around my house they also sell this drink called detox which cleans out everything in 30 min it cost lik 60 bucks for the bottle at the pipe shop around my house and you just drink it and piss it out once and your clean even an hr before a drug test. My buddy did it it sayed to clean out piss and blood it comes in a orange bottle I only know that it cleans out piss fur shure.

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

Most people who will tell you what "Works" for passing drug tests have never taken one. I've been on random drug tests since I was 16 and I'm 19 now. I know for a FACT that those setups at GNC work quick. I payed $65 for one that had a 4oz drink and 4 pills, You drink ALOT of water right after you take it, I think they say something like 40-50oz within the hour. With those though, You'll piss neon green till you're system is clear so you'll need atleast 2 days warning before the drug test, Because if the person giving you the drug test sees neon colored piss they'll know exactly what's up. Two days is amazingly quick for marijauna to clear your system seeing as how weed takes the longest to leave your system than ANY other drug.

Just an FYI, I was clean for near 6 months when I decided to take ONE hit at a party, Come to find out I had a drug test a week later, I drank around 5 bottles of water ontop of my normal beverage habits each day and NEARLY failed the drug test. And by nearly I mean on the cup you piss in, There is a little line that shows up next to the name of the drug when your clean, And the line was just barely visible, If my PO didn't know I was stayin straight I would've been in violation of probation.

Also your body type has a big affect on how quickly your body removes toxins. I would have failed the test had I been fat/lazy.

Alcohol 6 hours to 1 day

Amphetamines 1 to 4 days

Barbiturates Short-acting (Allobarbital, Alphenal, Amobarbital, Aprobarbital, Butabarbital, Butalbital, Butethal,

Pentobarbital, Secobarbital): 1 to 4 days

Long-acting (Barbital, Phenobarbital): 2 to 3 weeks

Benzodiazepines Short-term Therapeutic Use: 3 days

Long-term Chronic Use: 4 to 6 weeks

Cocaine 2 to 5 days

LSD 1 to 4 days

Marijuana Casual Use: up to 7 days

Chronic Use: up to 30 days or longer

Note: THC, Marijuana's primary psychoactive ingredient, is stored by the body in fatty lipid tissue. From there, it is slowly released into the bloodstream and urine for up to several weeks. Chronic users and individuals with high body fat count are at the greatest risk of long-term detection.

MDMA (Ecstasy) 1 to 4 days

Mescaline 1 to 4 days

Methadone 1 to 7 days

Methamphetamines 1 to 4 days

Methaqualone up to 14 days

Nicotine 1 to 2 days

Opiates 1 to 4 days

PCP (Phencyclidine) Casual Use: up to 7 days

Chronic Use: up to 30 days

Note: PCP is stored by the body in fatty lipid tissue. From there, it is slowly released into the bloodstream and urine for up to several weeks. Chronic users and individuals with high body fat count are at the greatest risk of long-term detection.

Propoxyphene 1 to 7 days

Psilocybin (Mushrooms) 1 to 3 days

Steroids (Anabolic) Oral: 2 to 3 weeks

Injected: 1 to 3 months

Naldrolene: up to 9 months

Tricyclic Antidepressants 1 to 9 days

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

I have smoked the night before a drug test, and passed the next day. Drink a gallon or so of water, and dont eat anything prior to the test. Works like a charm every time...

And I have never been failed for 'too much water'...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I have smoked the night before a drug test, and passed the next day. Drink a gallon or so of water, and dont eat anything prior to the test. Works like a charm every time...
And I have never been failed for 'too much water'...

i wasn't saying they will fail, they'll get suspicious sometimes. i'm sure they know the tricks of the trade.

 

[PRIVATEpastry 10+ year member]

i wasn't saying they will fail, they'll get suspicious sometimes. i'm sure they know the tricks of the trade.

Certain pee tests test not only for THC, but also for creatine. Creatine is stored in your spine, and is secreted in the urine. If your urine is too watered down, there will not be enough creatine in it, and these tests will detect that and you will fail.

 

[BoomCrew 10+ year member]

this is prolly the grosest way to do it, but i had a friend that did it this way, what he did is put some bleach in a bottle that was in his pocket, dipped is finger in the bleach and urinated on his finger that was pointed at the cup, so inturn what this is supposed to do is "sterilize" the urine as you pee on ur hand then into the cup, i have a friend that swears by this. But since i got caught with the navy i have stoped so nothing to worry about on my end