Drug Testing

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Hey guys I was just wondering what you all have heard for getting marijuana out of your system as fast as possible. Just in case I get drug tested anytime soon I was wondering how I could pass it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Hey guys I was just wondering what you all have heard for getting marijuana out of your system as fast as possible. Just in case I get drug tested anytime soon I was wondering how I could pass it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

try not smoking? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

my cousin drinks gallons of cranberry juice to pass piss tests

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

If you have a possibility of getting drug tested, then don't smoke....

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

the only good way i have heard is to just drink lots of fluids, and still the quickest it'll be out of your body is like 2 weeks

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I am trying to quit smokin, thanks for the input guys.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

like previously stated. dont smoke.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

Edit- thats good. and for the record, my name is mikey B

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

if they detect a lot of water or a masking agent that will count as a failed test or raise eyebrows

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I am going to court on tuesday for throwing an object from a moving vehicle. I'm just not sure if they will drug test me or not.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Ive heard that sometimes they do hair samples.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I am going to court on tuesday for throwing an object from a moving vehicle. I'm just not sure if they will drug test me or not.

that's a slap on the wrist. i got busted for that and they told me don't do it again and i went home

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I know I've heard about them, I think they are super expensive though.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

a little bit of soap can throw the test off

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

or get a cup of clean urine and hide it in your ***

 

[rick22 10+ year member]

they sell a pill at gnc that will flush your body completly out but it will make you itchy and turn you hot and red. also propell drinks have a vitamine in it that in high doeses will flush out your body. but in the end its just easier to quit plus you will be extremly happy you did. also they wont drug test you if no alchol or drugs were involved.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

Ive heard that sometimes they do hair samples.

hair samples aren't the greatest for legal uses since they hold the info for so long. They could be like "so in the last 5 years you've smoked weed... looks like it jail for you!" Piss is quicker easier and cheaper and unless he has previous drug convictions they aren't going to drug test him for littering

also it's 2-3gal a day FTW... alot of the other stuff isn't really effective... in fact the marine corps uses this... if you "can't pee" when it's time to give your piss test on entry to boot camp them strip you ***** and make you stand in a could shower holding some large container of water out in front of you with the water filling it.... you have to either be drinking it or holding it in front of you... eventually they take everyone out of the showers with sore arms and bursting bladders... all the water dillutes the sample but it won't come back dirty.... worked for a friend of mine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif I can't remember if they kept them in there for 1 or 2 hours....