Deer + Car = Bad

I brake for rabbits. Because they're somewhat cute.

I aim for squirrels. Remember that Geico ad a while back? I laugh whenever I see someone swerve to miss a squirrel. I accelerate //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
The last car I owned got "totalled" by a pizza geek even though it was just a big dent in the right rear fender..... I had to go have it appraised and then like months later i got a fat 1650 check out of nowhere in the mail...I was also able to sell it with no questions about the title...but I guess it's a different situaion since technically you caused the damage and obviously the deer is not going to help you out, although you could cut it up and eat it and also make a hat out of it and mount the head on yer wall..so you could save money on food, clothing and home furnishings...if you live in NH you aren't required to have insurance FYI...

 
300m, I'll keep an eye out for any older bmw 3 series in the paper.

I don't know why I would want to mount a doe's head on my wall... and no, I'm not a redneck.

I just went over to the Ford dealership where the car is being stored and stripped it this afternoon. I hope I remembered everything. Now I got a big pile of shit laying in my garage.

Oh, if anyone knows somebody that has a 92 Taurus sedan that wants an amp rack, let me know. I don't really want to trash mine, but it looks like I'll have to...

 
deers are big points. like 150-200 depending on size. my friend hit a guy on a bike once, thats a wopping 800 points.

but seriously, that sux man. sux it was a taurus too. i had a 92 taurus...and its kinda funny, i got rear ended by an off duty pig. damage was more than cars value, so insurance company bought my car for KBB...which turned out to be $600 more than the price i paid for the car a year b4. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
deers are big points. like 150-200 depending on size. my friend hit a guy on a bike once, thats a wopping 800 points.
but seriously, that sux man. sux it was a taurus too. i had a 92 taurus...and its kinda funny, i got rear ended by an off duty pig. damage was more than cars value, so insurance company bought my car for KBB...which turned out to be $600 more than the price i paid for the car a year b4. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
if he was a white guy, that is only 800 but according to the rules, if he was black/mexican/asian that can be 850-1000 points.

 
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