dating opinions...

[OldManTod 10+ year member]

if you really want to do her, go over to her house at night and look in through her window and ******** in the bushes. then you'll only get nailed for tresspassing and public ****** if you get caught with your dick hanging out.

couple years ago, there was a dude pissing in the bushes outside an apartment, some people thought he was doing the above while looking in their daughters window, they a$$ ***** him with a stick and they ended up in a sh!tload of trouble...

Moral of the story, watch your back if you are doing the above in the bushes in the Cleveland Area..

T

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

LOL! N I C E

 

[joshpoints 10+ year member]

on whether or not i should start a relationship with this girl...
heres the story. i was at church last night and this girl and her mother walk in. her mother has come several times before, but this is the first time i have seen the girl. I sit and think to myself if i should talk to her...aww what the heck. so i walk up to her and start talking. she seemed very mature and she looked maybe 19-20 (im 22). so i ask her how old she was...16. like i said before she seems very very mature for her age. she is going to start coming to my church. she has only been here (in alabama) for 3 days. she moved from louisiana. oh and she looks like ashley simpson with dark brown short hair with blue eyes. gorgeous girl...

whats your opinions on this? i dont think its a bad thing. any opinions accepted.

I'm pretty sure one of the commandments relates to thou shall not ****.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

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[bigluis 10+ year member]

theres no way shes ugly in that boots were made for walking video shes looks simply amazing in that bikini!

you sir are talking about jessica simpson //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[TwistedVisions 10+ year member]

Okay first off your in alabama so anything goes.. I know because I live in mobile, next if you are asking for our approval you have already indulged in ****** thoughts with her regardless of her age so why not act on them? Don't be ashamed to pick her up from highschool and fuck her in the backseat...Be strong with that ding dong

 

[Decado 10+ year member]

couple years ago, there was a dude pissing in the bushes outside an apartment, some people thought he was doing the above while looking in their daughters window, they a$$ ***** him with a stick and they ended up in a sh!tload of trouble...
Moral of the story, watch your back if you are doing the above in the bushes in the Cleveland Area..

T

Jesus ****ing christ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif .

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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I dunno where I'd rather be...pregnant..or contemplating about doing younger chicks..
screw the young chick,then tell her youll call, but never call.

the church is a good way to get some.trust me, I fuked a pastor's daughter.

^^^^^^that

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

too young man, no way. Don't drop the soap.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

couple years ago, there was a dude pissing in the bushes outside an apartment, some people thought he was doing the above while looking in their daughters window, they a$$ ***** him with a stick and they ended up in a sh!tload of trouble...
Moral of the story, watch your back if you are doing the above in the bushes in the Cleveland Area..

T

I used to date the sister of one of the broads who took part in the assraping. And if I remember correctly he wasn't pissing, he was mentally retarded and was having a fit or whatever they call it.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I used to date the sister of one of the broads who took part in the assraping. And if I remember correctly he wasn't pissing, he was mentally retarded and was having a fit or whatever they call it.

And you wonder why it didnt work...

^^^^^^that

No,I meant were you laughing at it,or mocking it.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

nope i was laughing because of it

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

nope i was laughing because of it

well that just makes everything a little bit better.

a pinch of happiness does us all good.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

And you wonder why it didnt work...

It didn't work because I found a more attractive woman to stick my penis in.

 

[TwistedVisions 10+ year member]

It didn't work because I found a more attractive woman to stick my penis in.

haha.. I would expect nothing less from you gauntlet.