Chuck Norris

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[conecommander 10+ year member]

Absolutely not!

I guess thats how you get 2,344 posts.. I'm envious

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding..

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

There are no retarted people. Only people who chuck norris didnt father.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

I guess thats how you get 2,344 posts.. I'm envious

If I was Chuck Norris, I would roundhouse kick you to the left temple.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

I guess thats how you get 2,344 posts.. I'm envious

Envy is a deadly sin, Chuck Norris is deadly.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Envy is a deadly sin, Chuck Norris is deadly.

lmao

 

[conecommander 10+ year member]

If I was Chuck Norris, I would roundhouse kick you to the left temple.

If you were Chuck Norris I would roundhouse kick myself in the temple for watching your show for so many years.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

If you were Chuck Norris I would roundhouse kick myself in the temple, as it would be less painful.

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