Chuck Norris

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

 

[conecommander 10+ year member]

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post?

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (5 members and 1 guests)

Soler , blackbonnie , conecommander , delvryboy , shava

Chuck Norris is simply known as guest. He doesn't need to confine himself within a username

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post?

Absolutely not!

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahhah

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having *** with his waitress.

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.