delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #46 A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #47 There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #48 Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #49 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #50 If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #51 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #52 Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
conecommander 10+ year member Pickles 133 0 Earth Apr 20, 2007 #53 If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Click to expand... Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post?
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Click to expand... Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post?
Soler 10+ year member CarAudio.com Elite 629 0 CO Apr 20, 2007 #54 Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (5 members and 1 guests) Soler , blackbonnie , conecommander , delvryboy , shava Chuck Norris is simply known as guest. He doesn't need to confine himself within a username
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (5 members and 1 guests) Soler , blackbonnie , conecommander , delvryboy , shava Chuck Norris is simply known as guest. He doesn't need to confine himself within a username
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #55 There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #56 Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post? Click to expand... Absolutely not!
Do you think you could put all of your Chuck Norris facts into one post? Click to expand... Absolutely not!
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #57 Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
OP bdawson72 5,000+ posts Finally Has Bass Again 18,444 0 434/804, Virginia 15's:Yezzir Apr 20, 2007 Thread Starter #58 hahahahahhah
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #59 Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having *** with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having *** with his waitress.
delvryboy 5,000+ posts Save the Savage! 5,761 1 chicago Apr 20, 2007 #60 Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.