Chuck Norris

[traksta15 10+ year member]

When chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet-the pool gets chuck norris.

Chuck norris doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost.

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer-too bad he never cries!

If you could convert the power of a roundhouse kick to electricity, you could power australia for 40 minutes.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

hahah ummmmmmm NOT

they are old and really not funny at all

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

after a night of partying chuck norris doesn't throw up he throws down!!!!!

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif chuck norris can talk about fight club:laugh:

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

One morning Chuck Norris walked outside with an erection............no one survived

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[neonrt 10+ year member]

they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anyoneChuck Norris is 1/8th cherokee. this has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fvcking Indian.

when Chuck Norris played golf for money, he wrote down a hole in 0 every time. a pro at the golf club said to Chuck "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

lol now that is funny.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

i laughed as well

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

chuck norris knows where carmen sandiego is

chuck norris is what willis was talking about

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited

 

[conecommander 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris had better watch himself, looks like Mr. Segal is taking over!

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Steven segal will never be chuck norris......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris!

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[conecommander 10+ year member]

Steven segal will never be chuck norris......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Oh I totally agree... but I thought it was hilarious to see those at Walmart

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

chuck norris knows where carmen sandiego is
chuck norris is what willis was talking about

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Sammy Sosa are not on steroids. They are just Chuck Norris' children.