Chuck Norris

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

lawl

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Feel free to contribute anything

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

lol, good joke

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag women he potato sacks them

 

[conecommander 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

He counted to infinity twice.....that's an accomplishment.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

He counted to infinity twice.....that's an accomplishment.

For chuck norris it isnt

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wish there was one I hadn't seen before

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

it happens

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

mos def

 

[blackbonnie 5,000+ posts]

chuck norris can take a piss and plug the toilet!

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

What happened to that site that had a few hundred of those?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

He was just in a mountain dew commercial.

 

[Soler 10+ year member]

they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take shit from anyone

Chuck Norris is 1/8th cherokee. this has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fvcking Indian.

when Chuck Norris played golf for money, he wrote down a hole in 0 every time. a pro at the golf club said to Chuck "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.