Car tricks, need to get back at some friends

[89montero 10+ year member]

just take a crap load of those paper circles that come out of a hole punch and pour them down the vents. Clean up the extras so he can't tell then set the fan full blast.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

take a shit in the trunk

cover it with something so it's not visable

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

uh put bike locks around the axles like jiggaboojones!!!!

 

[UCF52 10+ year member]

i had a friend who put dead fish where the AC unit took in air and it made the whole car smell like shit for a long time, too much work if you ask me... there are other things you can do that are much easier (see what others have said)

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Stuff a potato in his tail pipe

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

you can always break open an egg in his trunk under the spare tire....

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

If it continues for a while its gunna get dangerous so you might as well cut to the chase right now and loosen all their lug nuts.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif e-props to you

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Call that dumb *** "war" off and just stab the shit out of eachother. Why bring cars into it?

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

drain gas

tell all friends to drive by and ignore him

including you

it would piss me off

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

chalk "caramel" on his driver side window then put caramel under the handle-he can't say you didn't warn him.......

call the cops and give them his license plate # and say there's crack stashed in the seats.

black out his windows w/chalk

maxi pads w/ketchup on them (did this once)

 

[rdzm50 10+ year member]

take out a vaulve core... take all his gas out!!!!..... tp the shit out of it ... take a shit on it... **** i think i can keep goin and goin...

 

[mdgonzo101]

Here's my favorite!!!

RTV a police whistle to the bottom of their oil pan or anywhere under the car that gets plenty of airflow!!!! Good laughs when they can't figure out why their car makes a weird noise at higher speeds!!!!!

 

[sundownz Pro Seller]

Well, if you know they are going to be driving it soon and you can get under the hood... put wet paper under the spark plug wires on the contacts. My brother did this in auto tech school to one of the other guys, the car runs until the paper gets dry then it quits. It takes forever for them to figure it out too.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

put it on cinder blocks

and steal his wheels

 

[frzninvt 10+ year member]

Go to the Pharmacy and get some intestinal lubricant and put it on the windshield, if he tries to get rid of it with the wipers/washer it will turn a nasty milky white and be a ***** to get off.

Put a big banner on the back so he doesn't see it advertising whatever you like, like follow me for a BJ, etc.