best pickup line ever....

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!

this one sounds like it has some potential for success. I brought a girl home from skybar 2 days ago and didnt have to say shit. Just startin' grindin on her on the dance floor of course

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

You watch way to much Hogan knows best //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

my favorite is...".i dare you to try to swallow my whole cack...no woman has ever been able to do it yet."

actually i say that after i know i got them in the bagg , but it does work decently. also hmmmmmmmmmm nvm its too bad for interwebs

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

My magic watch tells me your not wearing any underwear? (Her- Yes i am) Da mn! It must be 15 minutes fast.

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You just watch The Love Guru?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!

I think the chick would be offended...

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

fail.

my favorite is...".i dare you to try to swallow my whole cack...no woman has ever been able to do it yet."

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Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

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shit its no wonder half the guys on here never get laid!! lol

truth

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole??
Nice legs what time do they open??

Wanna **** or should i just walk away??

Im a dentist and you have the prettiest teeth ive ever wanted to *** across!!

full of win.

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

thas a good one.

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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I bash them in the head and **** them in a dark alley. Ain't gotta say nothing.

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well i've got nothing.

my good looks get's em all the time.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten i see. lawlz /my life

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten i see. lawlz /my life

That is the stupidest one I have seen.

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

That is the stupidest one I have seen.

haha i know. i saw it on TV last night while drunkz and though it would be appropriate for this ghey thread.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

"Bond. James Bond."

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

"Bond. James Bond."

That's the stupidest one I have seen.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I got a twenty.

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

Nice 1 ^

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

That's the stupidest one I have seen.

I know. It goes along well with yours. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

My face is leaving in 10 minutes... be on it.