best pickup line ever....

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

me: "wanna come over for some *** and pizza"

her: "no"

me: "what, you dont like pizza?"

I don't use it, heard it one time. I guess i never really used a "pick up" line.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

do u work for ups cuz i swear u been lookin at my package all night!

i bet you $20 u wont give me a blo wjob

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

you're a dope rapper...you don't need pickup lines

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

pick up lines are for fools //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

you're a dope rapper...you don't need pickup lines

I dont use pickup lines, but its funny nonetheless.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I dont use pickup lines, but its funny nonetheless.

don't listen to me...i'm just mad cuz i couldn't rhyme if i were reading a Dr. Suess book

 

[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

Hm. My best pickup line is "Hey, I'm Alex."
^ Gets 'em ***** err-time.

x2

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

i would never say that to a sweaty bar *****

 

[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

I've never been able to *** from a blowjob.

I could never pull that one off, but I had a budy in

college who I saw this work for many, many times.

You actually have to make it believable.

Edit:

It actually was not an "ice breaker" pickup line.

It was something he would slip in the conversation

when he just met them. To about half of them it was

met as a challenge. Everytime I heard him say that line

at a party, he had another chick eating out of his hand.

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

shit its no wonder half the guys on here never get laid!! lol

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Would you like to have ****** intercourse?

has only worked 1 time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[memphisman 10+ year member]

If we were squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole??

Nice legs what time do they open??

Wanna **** or should i just walk away??

Im a dentist and you have the prettiest teeth ive ever wanted to *** across!!