best pickup line ever....

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Truth.

nG

 

[xtremez 10+ year member]

my friend once tried "hey wana get pizza and fvck?" (her responce) no... n he's like "what you dont like pizza"..... needless to say he went home alone

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lol, do you guys really use stupid shit like this? why not walk up to a girl and say hi, my name is mike. how are you? and go from there

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

naw i dont use it lol just think their funny as hell

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

Im no fred flinstone, but I sure could make your bedrock.

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

"I got the F, the C, and the K..........all i need is U"

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

let's go back to my place and do some math:

Add a bed

Subtract our clothes

Divide your legs

and Multiply!

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

That's actually a decent one that could really be used.

 

[bamaboy 5,000+ posts]

That's actually a decent one that could really be used.

wOrD...

 

[blazinb2000 10+ year member]

me: "you look like you have some asian in you"

her: "no I don't"

me: "well would you like some?"

 

[1ndatrunk 10+ year member]

lol, do you guys really use stupid shit like this? why not walk up to a girl and say hi, my name is mike. how are you? and go from there

But my names not Mike

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

Here's some I just heard Quagmire say

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

"You must be a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you"

giggety

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Here's some I just heard Quagmire say
"You must be a parking ticket cuz you got fin written all over you"

giggety

I don't get it

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

Ohhhhhh ninja edit didn't work for you this time