best pickup line ever....

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Never had to use them but here are a few cheezy ones:

Are those astronaut pants cuz your body's out of this world!

Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lmao

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Bytch get in.........

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!

me: Are you pregnant?
her: No //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

me : want to be?

i lol'd hard to those two

My magic watch tells me your not wearing any underwear? (Her- Yes i am) Da mn! It must be 15 minutes fast.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

Pretty good.ha

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

Thats the best one here.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif This has to be the best.

 

[808_bass 10+ year member]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

LO ****IN L

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you

you fail. that one was already posted.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Never had to use them but here are a few cheezy ones:
Are those astronaut pants cuz your body's out of this world!

Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

I think you mean "your *** is outta this world" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

I have a little penis and girls won't sleep with me

^^^this works

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

lol, do you guys really use stupid shit like this? why not walk up to a girl and say hi, my name is mike. how are you? and go from there

x2

Fu*k Pick up lines

Good job Mike

how much does a polar bear weigh?.... enough to break the ice, I'm Matt

I'm using this tomorrow night. Will report with results.

I have a little penis and girls won't sleep with me^^^this works

FAIL

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

Hm. My best pickup line is "Hey, I'm Alex."
^ Gets 'em ***** err-time.

It is probably the best name out there

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

wanna go for a bicycle ride? Then sit on my face and peddle my ears.

Theres 206 bones in the human body. Do you want another one?

Do you have a keg in your pants? Cuz i would like to tap that.

screw me if im wrong but, havent we met before?

lol

 

[JayinMI 10+ year member]

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I LOL'd...again.

Jay

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I bash them in the head and **** them in a dark alley. Ain't gotta say nothing.