best pickup line ever....

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

My magic watch tells me your not wearing any underwear? (Her- Yes i am) Da mn! It must be 15 minutes fast.

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[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Decent.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

My other favorite is

Baby im like a snowstorm, Ill give you 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 3 days.

 

[bl0ckd 10+ year member]

Hm. My best pickup line is "Hey, I'm Alex."

^ Gets 'em naked err-time.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

If you were a booger, i'd pick you

that one doesn't work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

me: Are you pregnant?

her: No //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

me : want to be?

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think im cute.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

wanna go swimming? I dont have a pool but my sheets are blue

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you!

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

"If you have sex with me you won't have to give me head"

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

My other favorite is
Baby im like a snowstorm, Ill give you 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 3 days.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hm. My best pickup line is "Hey, I'm Alex."
^ Gets 'em naked err-time.

I don't even tell them that much. I just start talking to them. Then if they ask for your name, you're in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

my favorite is...".i dare you to try to swallow my whole cack...no woman has ever been able to do it yet."

 

[01 S 10 10+ year member]

me: "wanna come over for some sex and pizza"

her: "no"

me: "what, you dont like pizza?"

I don't use it, heard it one time. I guess i never really used a "pick up" line.

 

[pitbull12887 10+ year member]

do u work for ups cuz i swear u been lookin at my package all night!

i bet you $20 u wont give me a blo wjob

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

you're a dope rapper...you don't need pickup lines

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

pick up lines are for fools //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif