best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

"i'm gonna punch you right in the ovary....yup right in the baby maker"

 

[Crown_amps]

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Washington

-Chris Farley black sheep before he falls down that huge hill

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"There's things about me you don't know, Dottie....things you wouldn't understand...things you couldn't understand...things you shouldn't understand....you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me....i'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel."

On of my fav's of all time!! Guesses??

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"My childhood was typical....summers in Ragoon, louge lessons, in the spring we'd make meat helmets...when I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beeten with reeds...pretty typical really....at the age of twelve i received my first scribe...at fourteen a Zoroaustrian named Velma ritualitically shaved my testicles...there's really noting like a scorn scrotum..breath taking, really you should try it!""

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

omfg i just put like 20 fight club quoaes in and accidenly closed the page...ghey...hold on i'll do it agian //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

"the jazz flute if for little fairy boys"

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. "

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: What? In the face? "

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! "

"My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school. "

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. "

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything "

"I felt like destroying something beautiful. "

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. "

"The things you own end up owning you. "

"God ****! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. "

I

 

[Darth Audio 10+ year member]

"There's things about me you don't know, Dottie....things you wouldn't understand...things you couldn't understand...things you shouldn't understand....you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me....i'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel."
On of my fav's of all time!! Guesses??

PEE WEE"S Big Adventure FTW! That movie rocks. "It's not for sale Francess"

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

"go back to china *****!"

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

PEE WEE"S Big Adventure FTW! That movie rocks. "It's not for sale Francess"

Bing bog...you are correct!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Love that movie!!

Would you like fruit or mint? Fruit please.

 

[Darth Audio 10+ year member]

Bing bog...you are correct!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Love that movie!!

Would you like fruit or mint? Fruit please.

"Go ahead scream, we're miles from where anyone can hear you!"

"Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?"

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. ""On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: What? In the face? "

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! "

"My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school. "

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. "

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything "

"I felt like destroying something beautiful. "

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. "

"The things you own end up owning you. "

"God ****! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. "

I

"Self improvement is ************"

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Go ahead scream, we're miles from where anyone can hear you!"
"Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?"

...keeps knitting......and knitting....haha....and knitting....haha.....and knitting.....

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole ****ing place!

Smell that? You smell that?

What?

Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end

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[wgaede 10+ year member]

James Russell: I want some answers!

Franklin Hatchett: Hey man, me and Guy just down here, checkin' out some fly rides, and mackin' some hos and chillin'.

James Russell: Imagine that. It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

Franklin Hatchett: Man, I don't wanna have to beat yo ***, but I will *beat* *yo* *****!