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ron white ftw!
i bet we beat the paramedics ther by half an hour

What about is buddy, Mr. Engval?

Get stuck?

Naw officer, I was hauling this overpass and ran outa gas!

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"Are either of you two homosexuals? No, but we're willing to learn"

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something unusual.

" You can't go....all the plants will die"

" Hi my name is Dewey Oxberger...my friends call me Ox...I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem....yea...my parents said I swallowed a lot of agression as a kid...along with a lot of pizzas...haahah....pizzas....anyway...."

 
" Hi my name is Dewey Oxberger...my friends call me Ox...I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem....yea...my parents said I swallowed a lot of agression as a kid...along with a lot of pizzas...haahah....pizzas....anyway...."
Where have you been, soldier?

Traaaaaining, Sir.

 

What kind of training, son?

Aaaarrmmmyy training, Sir!

 
Peter, it seems as though you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
"Samir....Naga...Nahama....Nahgahemm.....not gonna work here anymore..."

"So what would you say ya do here??"

"Tell ya what I do with a million dollars....two chicks at the same time man.....you don't need a million dollars to do nothin man....hell take a look at my cousin....he's broke as hell he don't do shit."

I got my pistol point cocked ready to lay shots non stop till I see your monkey *** drop....and let your homies know who done it....because of this gansta shit...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
"its *** panther, made from parts of real panther, its illegal in 6 different countries. Its guranteed to work 60% of the time....all the time"

" quite pungenent...stings the nostrals, i'm gonna be quite honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline"

anchorman ftw

 
"Samir....Naga...Nahama....Nahgahemm.....not gonna work here anymore..."
"So what would you say ya do here??"

"Tell ya what I do with a million dollars....two chicks at the same time man.....you don't need a million dollars to do nothin man....hell take a look at my cousin....he's broke as hell he don't do shit."

I got my pistol point cocked ready to lay shots non stop till I see your monkey *** drop....and let your homies know who done it....because of this gansta shit...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
So its not your money?

Right, but it becomes ours.

Yeah, lets do that, lets do exactly that.

No, there was nothing wrong with that name, until that no talent assclown started making records.

cockgobblers.

I swear to god one of these days I just kick this peace of shit out the window.

that is all

 
Guys guys, come on she has feelings too.

Woah listen to Burgandy here, he is going soft on us like some school boy *****.

Guys its me, its poppa Burgandy!!! Let the games begin!!! Heyo! Heyo heyo!!

-Anchorman

"Everynight thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some ****ing pinyoda just exploded! Dont laugh!!! There's nothing funny going on here!

 
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