best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Goldmouth: Maybe I oughta eat *your* cornbread.

Rayford Gibson: Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your ***. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.

Claude Banks: Ray, chill out -

Rayford Gibson: No, fuck him. fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.

 

[deadboi77 10+ year member]

"I'll tear your soul apart"


Hellraiser

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"And your reward shall be recieved in a bounty of pain"

 

[Expy2K 10+ year member]

"And your reward shall be recieved in a bounty of pain"

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell."

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[bri487 5,000+ posts]

when the waiter in caddyshack asks Rodney Dangerfield how he would like his meat, he responds with:

"I want to see the marks where the jockey was hitting it"

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

when the waiter in caddyshack asks Rodney Dangerfield how he would like his meat, he responds with:"I want to see the marks where the jockey was hitting it"

no no no, completely wrong. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

"tell the chef this is low-grade dog food. I've had better food at the ball game. This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!"

That's how it goes. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

"It's 10 o'clock. Do you care where your parents are?"

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

alright here we go
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, now in his fifteenth year crystallized with the pain of puberty.

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

****ING DONNIE DARKO FTMFW!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

LOVE THAT MOVIE.

here's one:

"where the hell are we?!

"i'd say at the corner of bumfuck and you've got a purdy mouth"

and a few more:

"I'M A REAL BOY!!"

"say you're wearing women's underwear.."

"uh i'm wearing women's underwear?"

"HE IS WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!"

"IT'S A THONG!!!"

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

"it's not cha beauty its ya booty"

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

"Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... "

office space FTW

 

[justsayk 10+ year member]

I'll take my travelers checks to a competing resort. set this whole place on fire.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

"The ratio of people to cake is...."

"Fvck Martha Stuart"

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

"If you have an As$, I'll kick it!" - Wimp-Lo from Kung Pow
"And I was just beginning to think you were a sadistic psychob!tch" - The Chosen One from Kung Pow

"My nipples look like milk duds!" - Wimp-Lo from Kung Pow

As you can see, I like kung pow.

"WHEEEOWEEEEOOWEEEEE"

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"Suprise C0ckf@gs!"

"Wow Now i have seen everything"

"Have you seen a man eat his own head?"

"No"

"Then you havent seen anything, and neither have i"

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

-Bunch of savages in this town!

-Hey! Try not to **** any d!ck on your way across the parking lot!

-Randal:"let me borrow your car so I can go rent a movie"

Dante: "But you work at a video store!"

Randal: "Yeah, I work at a shitty video store and want to go rent a good movie!

All from the Kevin Smith masterpiece Clerks

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... ""Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass... "

office space FTW

"Wait a second there Professor....we fixed the 'glitch' so he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore.....we like to avoid conflict whenever possible..."

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

"Take me to jail, lock me up, throw away the key, i ain't afraid to fvck another man in his ***"