best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the ****in' basketball court. But you ****in' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck mother****er! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.

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[pico 10+ year member]

"What the **** is the internet?"

"Applesauce *****"

Both from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Yeah, I heard you been gettin' that dope-head *****. See, me, I probably get more ***** than you get air with yo' wannabe macdaddy ***.

You don't know what I be getting. I don't be ****ing no dopeheads. I let them **** my dick. Shit, they got AIDS and shit.

Stupid mother****er, don't you know you can catch that shit from letting them **** on your dick?

Thank you.

See. I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

*****, what you mean you ain't skinny. Mother****er so skinny he can hula hoop through a Cheerio. *****, you ain't got to be skinny. You can die from that shit years from now.

Y'all just trying to scare me. For real, you can die from letting them **** on your dick?

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[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

get doWWn!!

 

[pico 10+ year member]

"I'm sorry thats never happened before.

What, the 8 seconds of *** or the 45 minutes of crying"

 

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

" and that was the second time I got crabs"

 

[pico 10+ year member]

"It smells like *** in here"

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

"i'm cumming! aaaRrGGHgh"

-debbie does dallas

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

"OOOhhhh, its a ladyyy" - Ladies man-

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

-Inconcievable! -princess bride

-I did nothing.... all day, and it was everything I hoped it could be.- office space

-$2! -better off dead

-We are the knights who saaaaaaay NEE! Monte python and the holy grail

-one minute you are trying to save the rainforest, the next you're chugging c0ck - things to do in denver when you're dead

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

"fvckin chuck norris" dodge ball

 

[gansan 10+ year member]

"dude...i almost had u man.."

"u almost had me?? u never had me, u never had ur car!"

ricer movie of all time.. F & F! LOL!!!

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the ****in' basketball court. But you ****in' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck mother****er! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.



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One of the BEST movies EVER!!!

American History X!!

Eddy Norton FOR THA WIN!!!

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

*I went to a donkey show. IT was actually just like it sounds, it was a chick fucking a horse. The horse was really giving it to her too. I kind of felt bad for the horse.

*This is not a good look for me!

*do you know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay. Do you know how I know you're gay? You macramed yourself a pair of shorts

* No I will not take your enormous box of ****!

- 40 year old virgin

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

Did you do the motorboat? BBBBBB you motorboatin' son of a b!tch!

-Wedding crashers