tappin_azz
10+ year member
The Wiggler Pimp
so, anywayz. while i was up in rehab for some bogus rap, this old dude starts pushin up on my grandma. he starts hangin out at our trailer all tha time, using up all our shit, eatin all tha fruity pebbles and pork n beans. when i get out and get back home, he acts like he owns the place and like he's in charge of me. fuck that, i aint no punk. i let him know real quick that he better recognize. i might be young, but im old school. i aint afraid to hand out a beat down.
anywayz, this old dude keeps pimpin on my grandma, and eatin up all our food and drinkin all tha milk. im just getting more and more pissed at tha dude. well, one night, i get home kinda late and he starts askin me all kinds on questions like he is the cops or sumthin. i told him to shut tha fuck up and get the hell out of my trailer. he tells me i need to grow up and be a man. so i tell him to step outside and ill show him who's tha man.
this dude is lucky i was a little high or i would have really messed him up. grandma came out and pulled me off of him. i just left him bleedin in the yard. old bitch.
old man shows up next day with some groceries. like steaks and doritos, yo! yup yup. i adjusted that attitude.
anywayz, this old dude keeps pimpin on my grandma, and eatin up all our food and drinkin all tha milk. im just getting more and more pissed at tha dude. well, one night, i get home kinda late and he starts askin me all kinds on questions like he is the cops or sumthin. i told him to shut tha fuck up and get the hell out of my trailer. he tells me i need to grow up and be a man. so i tell him to step outside and ill show him who's tha man.
this dude is lucky i was a little high or i would have really messed him up. grandma came out and pulled me off of him. i just left him bleedin in the yard. old bitch.
old man shows up next day with some groceries. like steaks and doritos, yo! yup yup. i adjusted that attitude.
