um. i dont think you would be able to measure a nuke =)
try getting yourself close enough to the source to document it. ... a couple hundred feet in the air (if its dropped by a plane it blows up before it hits the ground), under the ground (underground test?), under water (scuba toast?) on land? (incenorated. lilke all the rest of the tests)
ill take a video and zoom in on you though =)
.... as for the wasp thing, just catch it, freeze it in the freezer until it passes out... tie it to a lil string, and tie the string to your steering wheel...
then it can only fly a little ways and you can watch it. then... videotape him getting pounded =)