advice on taking a dump.

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

going to take one in a few. got any advice or suggestions. what methods do you use. any hand rails. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

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[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

lawl no tg1c for me

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

I like to wipe more than just the exterior, I get inside as much as possible.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

pix coming soon

 

[alvitae 10+ year member]

Remember to breathe, Think Lamaze.

 

[outspoken 10+ year member]

try rocking back and forth, it might be easier to get your sh!t out...

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

don't use toilet paper

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Use those wetwipes to make sure you really get yourself clean. Using a toothbrush to polish up the inside of your colon is a good idea too.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

talk to the toliet while shitting, just hope it doesn't talk back.

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[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

leave your system on @ full tilt when ur done take the shit and put it on a bag then aply the shit on top of the subs and blast them @ full tilt and watch the shit bounce, make sure your face is infront of the woofers for a full experience.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i rest my elbows on my knees and rest my head on my hands like in a waiting for something to happen position. when in the position i then begin to force the poop out of my anus. sometimes it doesn't want to come out but a little squeezing and working of the muscles will usually get it out.

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

i keep squeezing until i feel the turd trying to pop out, after that i grab a hand rail or whatever i can get my hands on and squeeze one last time until it drops into the toilet. I then wrap the toilet paper around my finger and stick it up my anus and move it in a circular motion to get it nice and clean.......... i don't like an itchy butthole.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

my sig is dedicated to you endofdays

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Make sure you set your *** with a DMM, otherwise it might clip.