You know you're drunk when...

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

you take a piss in your own trashcan, in the kitchen.

I just witnessed this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif.

I cannot stop laughing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif.

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Lol, u did it?

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

happens all the time, at least it wasnt on the carpet.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Lol, u did it?

No, I didn't do it.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have watched my friend get up off his couch, walk into the corner of his living room, and proceed to piss. I was so amazed, I couldn't say anything. I finally said something and he told me to close the bathroom door. lmfao

 

[JBGabriel 10+ year member]

When IM drunk I prefer to pee on others FYI

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

you take a piss in your own trashcan, in the kitchen.
I just witnessed this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif.

I cannot stop laughing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif.

I threw a party at my place a few weeks ago. One of my good friends got blackout drunk, passed out in my living room, and pissed himself. Sometime in the middle of the night, he woke up, noticed the piss, and proceeded to get into the shower, fully clothed, with a brand new (literally) $300 phone his parents got him.

needless to say, he woke up in the bathroom soaking wet, with a ruined phone.

gotta love being retarded drunk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

once when i was in the army, i awoke to the sound of piss hitting something. It was my piss drunk roommate standing over what i thought was the heater in our room. I said "WTF are you doing?" and his reply was "pissing in the piss box". I went back to sleep and in the morning did some investigating as i'm a very clean person....turns out his "pissbox" was actually his Class A uniform which was now soaked with piss and under his bed.

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

once when i was in the army, i awoke to the sound of piss hitting something. It was my piss drunk roommate standing over what i thought was the heater in our room. I said "WTF are you doing?" and his reply was "pissing in the piss box". I went back to sleep and in the morning did some investigating as i'm a very clean person....turns out his "pissbox" was actually his Class A uniform which was now soaked with piss and under his bed.

Haha.

I had a friend who woke up in the middle of the night piss *** drunk and walked into a closet at a friend's house and proceeded to piss on some freshly-washed clothes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Drunk Posting FTW...

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

so this thread is about some dood watching another dood whip out his wang........................and urinate...........fegs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Lmao

 

[multimaster 10+ year member]

I went to my freinds apartment once and the kid got so oblivious he got out of his bed and pissed in his own closet thinking it was the bathroom.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

PISS OUT MY ***!!!

At a party back in college I was crashing on a couch in my buddies living room. There was a kid sleeping in a chair next to the couch. At about 5 a.m. he stood up and proceeded to piss on the coffee table directly in front of him.

No corner, no closet. Smack dab in the middle of the living room.

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

notice how this thread only has posters witnessing others piss in strange places and no one admits that it was themself doing it.