You know you're drunk when...

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

notice how this thread only has posters witnessing others piss in strange places and no one admits that it was themself doing it.

Probably because they were too drunk to remember doing such things. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[mike11202 10+ year member]

atleast they didnt pee in the ****ing sink

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

A few years ago my friend's dad was drunk, and he pissed in the refridgerator. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

atleast they didnt pee in the ****ing sink

i pee in peoples sinks all the time.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

srsly

 

[deLeo 10+ year member]

pick up a phone dial 911 and leave it on the table then leave L!@OL!OL!~ WHO DID THAT?

 

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

Probably because they were too drunk to remember doing such things. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

lol but they remember others doing it....o wait they must be tipsy when they witness this

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

A few years back when I was in the navy, we pulled into South Korea, everybody got quite shitty. The way the berthing was laid out was 3 racks high. I seen a guy get out of his rack and proceed to piss in the middle rack, which had an occupant. Needless to say the guy doing the pissing, wound up with a broken nose from the guy who straight armed him from his rack. That morning a friend found a dollar bill on the floor, which was used to cover a turd:laugh:

 

[UNDERGROUND_BUM 10+ year member]

atleast no ones shitting when their drunk...............

 

[exxdine 10+ year member]

i pee in peoples sinks all the time.

i pee in my own sink all the time

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I was bangin this one chick in her living room, all the sudden her room mate's bf came into the room butt ***** all drunk n shit, so he takes a piss on the computer chair and the desk. It was f'n hilarious.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

i pee in peoples sinks all the time.

Hell, i piss in sinks when I'm sober.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

so this thread is about some dood watching another dood whip out his wang........................and urinate...........fegs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

I was doing homework at this guys table and this person just walks into the kitchen and pisses. I just looked and he was pissin and I just had to look a second time and continued on with my homework.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I pissed on the empty seats in front of me at a Three Six Mafia and Chamillionaire concert in September. There were occupants 2 rows in front of me, and I saw it splashing on them. Funny thing is, security was like 5 rows behind me and fortunately didn't see me. Half the people I was with left when I whipped it out. They were also the same ones who told me I wouldn't do it.

Also pissed in a garbage can at a pool hall once, sober. Their bathroom was out of order so I said fk it. Pushed the garbage can by the cue stick holder, had my friend stand behind me, and pissed. And i was sober this time.

 

[bannock 10+ year member]

the only thing ive pissed on was some guys door step.

went to one party and got drunk, when that got broken up by the cops tried to walk to another party, on the way there i pissed on what i thought was a bush.....