You know you're drunk when...

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

I've pissed in a garbage can before.

I also saw a girl blacked out drunk on my friends couch, wearing a mini skirt, take a shit right on the couch.

She was so embarrassed she transfered colleges.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif wow. you guys have some great ones, keep em commin. I've only pissed in obivous places, behind garages and shit.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I've pissed in a garbage can before.
I also saw a girl blacked out drunk on my friends couch, wearing a mini skirt, take a shit right on the couch.

She was so embarrassed she transfered colleges.

LMFAO

I have never experienced nor heard of anyone experiencing drunk crapping incidents.

I got another to throw in...I was at a party...Had to take a pee so i went into the girl's bathroom and was peeing while trying to text at the same time. I dropped my phone into the toilet and without thinking immediately put my hand in the water to get it. I got my phone out and the entire time my cawk was just going everywhere pissing all over the walls,toilet, etc. My phone actually worked!! I just washed my hands, walked back in the party area and told the girl someone pissed all over her bathroom. She went in there and saw it, got mad, and came out b1tching everyone out. She said she knew I didn't do it cause I'm the one who told her about it..lawl..fat b1shes believe everything a cute guy says.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

One time we had drunk "seeing who could jump over the fire", some people didn't make it over all the way.

Needless to say some people got a little hot...

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

LOL,

I was up north one time on a snowmobile trip and had a similar experience with a buddy I brought up with me. Got him waaaasted, he passes out.......few hours later Im sittin there with my other buddy and we notice this other kid over on the couch get up. He stands up, walks to the corner (right by the tv and stand) and proceeds to start pissing all over the tv and whoevers shoes were right there.....ended up getting knocked out and pissed on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif poor kid, no wonder he never talks to me anymore....

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

to all those you pretend your friends did it YOU'RE DISGUISTING!!!

I piss in the toilet/outside drunk or not

 

[Xprime4 10+ year member]

or in the sea ...

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

to all those you pretend your friends did it YOU'RE DISGUISTING!!!

I piss in the toilet/outside drunk or not

Well I kind of remember one time where I tried to piss in the toilet, but didn't quite hit it. I tried though. That's what counts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO
I have never experienced nor heard of anyone experiencing drunk crapping incidents.

I got another to throw in...I was at a party...Had to take a pee so i went into the girl's bathroom and was peeing while trying to text at the same time. I dropped my phone into the toilet and without thinking immediately put my hand in the water to get it. I got my phone out and the entire time my cawk was just going everywhere pissing all over the walls,toilet, etc. My phone actually worked!! I just washed my hands, walked back in the party area and told the girl someone pissed all over her bathroom. She went in there and saw it, got mad, and came out b1tching everyone out. She said she knew I didn't do it cause I'm the one who told her about it..lawl..fat b1shes believe everything a cute guy says.

Hahaha!!

This girl at my high school had a crapping incident once.....she got made fun through all of senior year for it.....she got hammered at this party and ended up shitting her pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I heard another story after a year or two of college of that bisch passing out whilst shitting at some house....my buddy found her passed out on the shitter //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Good looking girl too, Ill dig up a fb pic if anyones interested....haha!

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

The first time I ever drank I got really drunk and went into the supermarket to use the bathroom and ended up throwing up all over the steak section of the meat area, I then went into the bathroom, took a shit and proceeded to fall asleep for a few hours until someone paged me and that woke me up.

That was back when not all stores had cameras, I would imagine I would have gotten caught now.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

The first time I ever drank I got really drunk and went into the supermarket to use the bathroom and ended up throwing up all over the steak section of the meat area, I then went into the bathroom, took a shit and proceeded to fall asleep for a few hours until someone paged me and that woke me up.
That was back when not all stores had cameras, I would imagine I would have gotten caught now.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

My company used to do those computer shows all over the midwest. Anyways, our MO was to work all day then get wasted at night. Two of the guys I worked with told me this story. I was not there to see it, but the legacy remains. After drinking all night they finally passed out in the hotel room. The one guy got up in the middle of the night and pissed in the other dudes suitcase. So the guy wakes up in the AM to get dressed and realises all his sh!t is wet and smells like piss. He wakes up the other guys and asks him if he woke up in the night to take a piss and he said sure did, but I made it to the bathroom.

Another time, same 2 guys, same situation. The guy walks over to the chair in the corner and lifts up the chair cushion, pisses, puts the cushion down, and then "flushes" the imaginary handle. This one was witnessed by the guy who had his clothes pissed on in the first story.

Needless to say, no one ever wanted to share a room with the pissing guy. And FTR our cheap *** company would not pay for separate rooms.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

the last time i got stupid wasted was on my 23rd birthday. i drank 3/4 of a bottle of yeager in a really short time period. i was at a friends house and these people are pretty hippie but hardcore hippies. just a bunch of pot heads who work and like to chill. well, they have this toilet where it seems that it has never been cleaned for maybe 5 years. i mean there were brown stains all over the bowl, hair all over the place. it was disgusting. well me only weighin like 120lbs that yeager did a number on me and instead of going outside to puke, i hugged the toilet. then i passed out next to it.

i ended up puking blood later that night too. lol

before my friends moved out of that house they found some type of acid used on boats and though it would clean that toilet up. lol, nope. they had to buy a new toilet.

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

the first time my ex got hammered, (i of course had the responsibility of getting her home fine) she was threatening to piss her pants in my car. the next thing i know, he head was right next to mine and her *** out the window, pissing up a storm out the window and all over the side of my car. better believe she was up at the *** crack of dawn washing my car..

my friend was smashed once, fell over and passed out in the bushes in front of the police station (you have to walk past it to get back to our house). apparently he was passed out from about 1am-6am when the sun was coming up, and was never caught.

not to exciting, but i was drunk once and fell down 12 stairs, woke up the next morning with a huge shiner and blood all over my head. not the best of moments for me.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

One time we had drunk "seeing who could jump over the fire", some people didn't make it over all the way.
Needless to say some people got a little hot...

Like this?

One guy tried jumping it twice but failed both times. He landed in the edge of the fire the second time. I wouldn't do it at first but two more shots of whiskey gave me confidence. People still talk about these pictures.

The first time I ever drank I got really drunk and went into the supermarket to use the bathroom and ended up throwing up all over the steak section of the meat area, I then went into the bathroom, took a shit and proceeded to fall asleep for a few hours until someone paged me and that woke me up.
That was back when not all stores had cameras, I would imagine I would have gotten caught now.

lol @ puking on steak

the first time my ex got hammered, (i of course had the responsibility of getting her home fine) she was threatening to piss her pants in my car. the next thing i know, he head was right next to mine and her *** out the window, pissing up a storm out the window and all over the side of my car. better believe she was up at the *** crack of dawn washing my car..

That would be a site to see driving down the road. A girls bare *** out the window, pissing.