Hi, my name is Ben. I own a company called Elemental Designs, or eD. Here at eD, we strive to steal, cheat, and lie to every customer that we possibly can. We will do our best to take 'preorders', in which we will tell you that your order should arrive any day, meanwhile, we are charging you 2 months ahead of time for product that we haven't yet purchased from the buildhouse, because, well, we don't have the money for that.
We want you to feel secure when getting ripped off from us- in order to do so, we will go the extra mile to make sure we lie to you, our valued cult mem...customers.
Best Regards,
Ben Milne
Elemental Designs