why that was nice

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

i just saw some of these in the store the other day.

 

[BZA 10+ year member]

i was reading this shit this morning. crazy...

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I just purchased one for my daughter 4 days ago for her b-day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
egg

You sick fuck !!!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

One of the articles i read was saying that the people who did come forward as victims were often just kicked out of the military for being homosexual.
Hows that for justice? First you get violently *** *****... then labeled as a **** and kicked out when you complain about it.

Well, it would have a tendency to stop people from malingering wile complaining that their assses hurt.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

All through the 1990s the left was advocating intervention in places like Haiti, Somalia, Yugoslavia and Rwanda for humanitarian reasons and nation building.
We are finally engaged in nation building and humanitarian efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Our immediate withdrawal would probably lead to massive civilian casualties and a bloody sectarian war yet that is exactly what liberals are arguing for. So while they were arguing for intervention, when we had nothing to gain, a decade ago, today, they arguing against intervention when there is much to gain in terms of oil and security.

Its puzzling.

Agreeeeed.

 

[pilyin 10+ year member]

A Little History Lesson:

Humans originally existed as members of small

bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on

deer in the mountains during the summer and would go

to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the

winter.

The two most important events in all of history

were the invention of beer and the invention of the

wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the

beer. These were the foundation of modern

civilization and together were the catalyst for the

splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and

that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the

glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so

while our early humans were sitting around waiting

for them to be invented, they just stayed close to

the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing

animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking

beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the

Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at

hunting learned to live off the conservatives by

showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the

sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the

beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into

women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the

domestication of cats, the invention of group

therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic

voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer

that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized

by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth,

the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the

jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime

added), but most prefer white wine or imported

bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef

well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are

standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most

of their women have higher testosterone levels than

their men. Most social workers, personal injury

attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and

group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented

the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to

make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red

meat and still provide for their women.

Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,

lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical

doctors, police officers, corporate executives,

athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works

productively. Conservatives who own companies hire

other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to

govern the producers and decide what to do with the

production. Liberals believe Europeans are more

enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the

liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were

coming to America. They crept in after the Wild

West was tamed and created a business of trying to

get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It

should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary

urge to angrily respond to the above. However, a

Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the

absolute truth of this history that it will be sent immediately

to other true believers and to more liberals just to

piss them off.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

it must be quite convenient for child molesters when the kids come with their own date **** drug.
Horribly efficient.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

If I had a son I'd get him one of these toys. The little slugger would be pimpin the playground in no time.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

If I had a son I'd get him one of these toys. The little slugger would be pimpin the playground in no time.

x2

Haha

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Its in the Navy man. That shits crazy.

Need

Any

Vaseline

Yet

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

One of the articles i read was saying that the people who did come forward as victims were often just kicked out of the military for being homosexual.
Hows that for justice? First you get violently *** *****... then labeled as a **** and kicked out when you complain about it.

You would think the ones doing the violent *** raping are the real *****.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

yvan eht nioj

 

[BassBallin]

yucky

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

A Little History Lesson:
Humans originally existed as members of small

bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on

deer in the mountains during the summer and would go

to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the

winter.

The two most important events in all of history

were the invention of beer and the invention of the

wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the

beer. These were the foundation of modern

civilization and together were the catalyst for the

splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and

that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the

glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so

while our early humans were sitting around waiting

for them to be invented, they just stayed close to

the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing

animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking

beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the

Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at

hunting learned to live off the conservatives by

showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the

sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the

beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into

women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the

domestication of cats, the invention of group

therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic

voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer

that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized

by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth,

the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the

jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime

added), but most prefer white wine or imported

bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef

well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are

standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most

of their women have higher testosterone levels than

their men. Most social workers, personal injury

attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and

group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented

the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to

make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red

meat and still provide for their women.

Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,

lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical

doctors, police officers, corporate executives,

athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works

productively. Conservatives who own companies hire

other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to

govern the producers and decide what to do with the

production. Liberals believe Europeans are more

enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the

liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were

coming to America. They crept in after the Wild

West was tamed and created a business of trying to

get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It

should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary

urge to angrily respond to the above. However, a

Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the

absolute truth of this history that it will be sent immediately

to other true believers and to more liberals just to

piss them off.

heres a more accurate version

liberals and conservatives are both on the same level spouting off the same redundant bullshit in a slightly different tone so the even more retarded followers will choose one side or the other depending on how good a certain tone tickles their minuscule balls. they should both get aids and die. the end.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

heres a more accurate version
liberals and conservatives are both on the same level spouting off the same redundant bullshit in a slightly different tone so the even more retarded followers will choose one side or the other depending on how good a certain tone tickles their minuscule balls. they should both get aids and die. the end.

I am pretty sure that Thai girl i met did not have aids