why that was nice

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My butthole stinks.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

It will go even a step further. Everyone will even get an equal amount. Even those that do not participate in Trick or Treating. Children will all automatically receive stamps in which the can redeem for candy. There will be no research done to prove that said children are actually even legitimate children and not adults illegally accessing the candy program.

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[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

It will go even a step further. Everyone will even get an equal amount. Even those that do not participate in Trick or Treating. Children will all automatically receive stamps in which the can redeem for candy. There will be no research done to prove that said children are actually even legitimate children and not adults illegally accessing the candy program.

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i could have taken the easy rout out and said that liberals love Halloween because they are satanists and conservatives love Jesus and Christmas.

But i thought i should really take a good look at the issue and come up with a really good analysis.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i could have taken the easy rout out and said that liberals love Halloween because they are satanists and conservatives love Jesus and Christmas.
But i thought i should really take a good look at the issue and come up with a really good analysis.

Religion is too easy anyway.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It will go even a step further. Everyone will even get an equal amount. Even those that do not participate in Trick or Treating. Children will all automatically receive stamps in which the can redeem for candy. There will be no research done to prove that said children are actually even legitimate children and not adults illegally accessing the candy program.

Brilliance.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Religion is too easy anyway.

over done, really.

origionality is key

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

over done, really.
origionality is key

Definitely, so big win in this case.

I approve this thread.

next.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Definitely, so big win in this case.
I approve this thread.

next.

its got my approval.

i want MORE

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Halloween is also about pretending to be something you aren't and stepping outside of normality. Both are detrimental when internalized by a developing child.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

But I love Halloween because I don't have to pretend I am something I am not on that day. It's the only day I don't have to worry about what people think when I get out my wonder bra and fishnets.

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[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Halloween is also about pretending to be something you aren't and stepping outside of normality. Both are detrimental when internalized by a developing child.

my daughter went as a rock star this year. she wanted to shoot heroin and drink jack daniels, but i said, "not until you're 13". i'm such a good parent.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the liberals love it when they turn kids into disturbing little beggars dependent on federal handouts.