why that was nice

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't want to get my *** kicked in the street. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Jesus Christ was nailed to a ****ing cross and didn't *****. Go forth and spread the word.

Speaking of Jesus, he returned back to earth, he and Moses. They decided to walk across water. Well Moses walks over the water, then Jesus tries and falls in. He tries again and falls in. Well Moses is laughing his *** off. Jesus then asks Moses what he is laughing about, and Moses says the reason you can't walk across the water is because you have holes in your feet. True story.

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

Speaking of Jesus, he returned back to earth, he and Moses. They decided to walk across water. Well Moses walks over the water, then Jesus tries and falls in. He tries again and falls in. Well Moses is laughing his *** off. Jesus then asks Moses what he is laughing about, and Moses says the reason you can't walk across the water is because you have holes in your feet. True story.

This man speaks the truth. At least this time.

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

HAHAHAHOHOHEHEHAHAHAHA!™
But that still won't help the Lions.

This man speaks the truth as well.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

The Lions are 3-1.

Kitna even said God was the reason they beat Minnesota.

Believe in the lord children. This is the year of the lion.

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

The NFC Central will either look like this:

Packers

Bears

Lions

Vikings

OR

Bears

Packers

Lions

Vikings

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

The NFC Central will either look like this:
Packers

Bears

Lions

Vikings

OR

Bears

Packers

Lions

Vikings

Silly goose. The Lions beat the bears and are 2 games up on the Bears, and you still have them finishing ahead of the Lions. The lord does not appreciate such blasphemy.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I wish they offered Deer in the supermarket.

I just dont understand why every single deer i've ever seen is wild, yet i've never seen a wild cow, goat, emu, etc. I have yet to see a cow in the street, and even put in that situation... i doubt a cow would run in front of me and cause me to hit it. Yet deer seem to enjoy the sacrifice, i swear to god they were sent here by the Taliban. They are a large terrorist cell, and have killed many more American people than any Iraqi or Afghani.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Deer were here before humans. I'm in favor of eliminating the South Dakota population and letting all the deer seek refuge in South Dakota. We'd then have to relocate Mt. Rushmore.

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

Silly goose. The Lions beat the bears and are 2 games up on the Bears, and you still have them finishing ahead of the Lions. The lord does not appreciate such blasphemy.

You forgot one thing, the Lord is not a Lions fan. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You forgot one thing, the Lord is not a Lions fan. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

If you weren't currently in South Dakota the lord said he would murder you, but since you are basically in purgatory, he will let you live.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

South Dakota is fine with me. Can we nuke everything below it too?

I nuke my hot dogs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif