I have problems apparently because, sir, I find that funny. But maybe you should read up on the history of our country. We attacked and nearly wiped out the entire Native American population and after them helping us survive the first winter here, or at least that's how the story goes. I didn't lose anyone during the 9/11 attacks but my aunt was in New York the day before and her office was in the one of the Towers. We didn't know if she was alright or not until a few days later. I know it's not the same, but sometimes taking something that is serious and making some humor out of it will help relieve some of the stress of the situation.