whats the best perk of your job (or jobs)

[youdoofus]

i work at a health insurance company that has a massage therapist that you pay $15/15 min on thursdays. Its pretty nice to get a massage mid day to break up the monotony and then go to my car to jam out. Very satifying

 

[Slo_Ride]

I own my own company and build buildings for billion dollar companies.

 

[Spider Monkey]

I'm the boss and I can do what ever the f**k I want.

BRB It is Friday so I have to golf.

 

[THATpurpleKUSH]

Unlimited access to the hoes that hustle fo me

 

[Popwarhomie]

Free Publix lunch everyday.

 

[MattinMO]

My wife and I are both pharmacist so all the pills we pop....jk ?

 

[r2daman]

Access to the database

 

[Slo_Ride]

Unlimited access to the hoes that hustle fo me

That's what's up.

 

[Boomin_tahoe]

Cashing out some PTO $  $

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[THATpurpleKUSH]

Last week one of the higher ups from corporate brought over a new Lambo Urus. I got to sit in it and got a vid of it revving, forgot to save still pics in snapchat. $250k, most expensive vehicle I've ever been in  :boobiez:  The seats literally wrap themselves around you, its incredible but could be claustrophobia inducing because the interior feels so small and the windows are like looking out gun slits though not as bad as a new Camaro.  

 

[MikeofTulsa]

Best perk of my job is i have a job and get paid.

 

[whitedragon551]

Im a director for a managed print company. I get to travel all over the place, all expenses paid. 

 

[Bohemian]

Best perk I have is I can do what I want. No one understand what I do, nor do they want to do it. 

Before that, the best perk I had in a job was nearly endless alcohol supplies for my home bar. 

 

[faulkton]

I'm the boss and I can do what ever the f**k I want.

BRB It is Friday so I have to golf.

Yeah me too but I can also make diamonds. So f**k you can you do that?

https://www.google.com/search?q=Champagne+facials&safe=off&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS815US815&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivucG-zqXfAhUwFzQIHbkmCaIQ_AUoAXoECAoQAQ&biw=414&bih=722So f**k you can you do that?

 

[Spider Monkey]

Yeah me too but I can also make diamonds. So f**k you can you do that?

https://www.google.com/search?q=Champagne+facials&safe=off&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS815US815&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivucG-zqXfAhUwFzQIHbkmCaIQ_AUoAXoECAoQAQ&biw=414&bih=722So f**k you can you do that?

Yes bro, I can pour champagne on people.

 

[SocMunky]

I get paid really well and wake up....eh...sometime after 8, put on a fluffy robe and piggy slippers and roll upstairs, check my mail and chat with people before shit starts going down. InfoSec is a fantastic field.

 

[SocMunky]

Sometimes I even take a nap cause I'm olds.

 

[DRBOOM]

I get to work from home office, able to claim percentage of tax for electricity, water/ amenities.  I do get the opportunity to travel to my remote office and get paid allowance for it which helps with the bills but that is not the best part.  The cream of it all is being with my family and doing my things in between as well.