whats the best perk of your job (or jobs)

[youdoofus]

i work at a health insurance company that has a massage therapist that you pay $15/15 min on thursdays. Its pretty nice to get a massage mid day to break up the monotony and then go to my car to jam out. Very satifying

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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I own my own company and build buildings for billion dollar companies.

 

[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

Unlimited access to the hoes that hustle fo me

 

[Popwarhomie 5,000+ posts]

Free Publix lunch everyday.

 

[MattinMO]

My wife and I are both pharmacist so all the pills we pop....jk ?

 

[r2daman Premium Member]

Access to the database

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Unlimited access to the hoes that hustle fo me

That's what's up.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Cashing out some PTO $  $

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[THATpurpleKUSH 5,000+ posts]

Last week one of the higher ups from corporate brought over a new Lambo Urus. I got to sit in it and got a vid of it revving, forgot to save still pics in snapchat. $250k, most expensive vehicle I've ever been in  :boobiez:  The seats literally wrap themselves around you, its incredible but could be claustrophobia inducing because the interior feels so small and the windows are like looking out gun slits though not as bad as a new Camaro.  

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Best perk of my job is i have a job and get paid.

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Im a director for a managed print company. I get to travel all over the place, all expenses paid. 

 

[Bohemian 10+ year member]

Best perk I have is I can do what I want. No one understand what I do, nor do they want to do it. 

Before that, the best perk I had in a job was nearly endless alcohol supplies for my home bar. 

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I'm the boss and I can do what ever the f**k I want.

BRB It is Friday so I have to golf.

Yeah me too but I can also make diamonds. So f**k you can you do that?

https://www.google.com/search?q=Champagne+facials&safe=off&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS815US815&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivucG-zqXfAhUwFzQIHbkmCaIQ_AUoAXoECAoQAQ&biw=414&bih=722So f**k you can you do that?