And its possible aliens abducted your father, and replaced him with an alien who built this magnificent Dodge chip. But for fear of being caught by the government, he had to send it back to the home world before handing the truck over to his earthling child.
But what's most likely here? That you follow in the foot steps of your father, and lie through your teeth to gain attention from complete strangers in the most pathetic of ways.
Thats good and well, But just because you think something is likely or 100 people think something is likely, Doesn't in any way make it true.
I told you what the truth was,
i shouldn't have said anything about the chip because i didn't really anything about it.
I've admitted that... REPEATEDLY.
I didn't attempt to gain attension by saying anything about the chip, In fact i did the opposite...
The only reason i mentioned it at all was because I was told that it gave that power.
Not really knowing any different I believed it, but notice the first time someone questioned it I
admitted i might be wrong! that i really didn't know.
So let me ask you something...
Being a kid who didn't know that much about performance upgrades in vehicals, who was told that the chip gave 111hp, and didn't know any better, What would you have said?
"Hey guys, there is this chip in my truck that i was told gives 111hp, I have no knowledge of chips, but for some strange reason, i felt compelled to ask you if it's possible."
Yeah sure my dad exadgerates things alot, but he definitely knows alot about racing and cars and has for a long time...
WHAT the FVCK should i have said? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif