Want to get high? Try lizard $hit!

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

And now, from the people who brought you jenkem, comes lizard ****! When living in sub-Saharan Africa has you down, have no fear, a little lizard poop will make things ever so much more tolerable:

"I can't find a job given my low academic qualifications. Since I discovered the use of lizard dung I have found peace because whenever I smoke it with tobacco all my worries are gone."

Officials claim the craze is growing because of their success in clamping down on more traditional intoxicants, but dung users say they are turning to lizards by choice.

"I no longer have to spend much money on drugs since I discovered the efficacy of lizard excrement," said 28-year-old Ado Kabir outside his home in the northern city of Kano.

"A lot of drug users are moving on to lizard excrement. It's easy to find and efficient in its effect," he smiles, slowly blowing a plume of smoke out from under his bushy moustache.

http://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/junkies-get-a-kick-out-of-lizard-dung-1.88773

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[erod 10+ year member]

wtf lol

 

[Serpent710 10+ year member]

when i was a little fella, I used to catch lizards on my fence and they used to shit this white stuff on my hand, i smelt it once and start to feel weird. Crazy thing is you can scrub that shit with bleach and still smell it like 3 weeks after.. For all you shit smellers out there, nothing like lizard.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

What about squirrel dookie? I gotta lot of squirrels.