Valentines help

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Ask her if she also masterbates to CSPAN.

hahahahah

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? Let's be realistic here, we're trying to help the guy out

a flying squirrel would probably be worth quite a bit...and if not, it could preoccupy the hooker, while i stick it in her

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

a flying squirrel would probably be worth quite a bit...and if not, it could preoccupy the hooker, while i stick it in her

Where will you stick it...that is the question.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Where will you stick it...that is the question.

her ear ftw!

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

I hear nasal *** is all the rage in Bangladesh

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Cuz...you know...saying you want to share your life with her has no tie ins with romance or anything.

Well, as long as it isn't cheesy chicks dig that kind of crap. Supposedly. I couldn't get laid even if I was a male restroom attendant at a female nymphomaniac convention. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Ok, here's a plan. Be original, think of something heartfelt, and quit asking for relationship advice from a forum of guys that are all waiting for 4:15 so we can post up ****. None of us could give a shit-less if your Valentine's Day goes off without a hitch. My advice is to squirt some manjuice all over the card and consider it foreshadowing.

Oh shit, that is funny stuff right derr!!!

Might have to go in my sig, lol!

Then again, I have to go piss. Maybe not!

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

If you don't go out with this girl...flowers would be a bad idea. I always laugh at the suckers who bring flowers to a girl who possibly doesn't even know them. It all depends on the type of relationship you have with this girl.

 

[Ko-B 10+ year member]

Tell her that your interested in her. Just let her know the truth but don't come off too strong. If you're looking for something serious with her, you don't have nothin' to loose by being honest. Cuz if your honest and shes not interested it would not have worked out anyway.

"And if she laughs at you, punch her in the f***ing head!"

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

If you don't go out with this girl...flowers would be a bad idea. I always laugh at the suckers who bring flowers to a girl who possibly doesn't even know them. It all depends on the type of relationship you have with this girl.

x2!

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

Tell her that your interested in her. Just let her know the truth but don't come off too strong. If you're looking for something serious with her, you don't have nothin' to loose by being honest. Cuz if your honest and shes not interested it would not have worked out anyway.
"And if she laughs at you, punch her in the f***ing head!"

then steal her jewlery.....