Valentines help

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

do you have any idea if she likes you or not?

If she doesn't...that could just make things worse.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

do you have any idea if she likes you or not?
If she doesn't...that could just make things worse.

He's 16. Don't girls still have cooties when you are 16?

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

do you have any idea if she likes you or not?
If she doesn't...that could just make things worse.

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

So just stick it in her ear.

Never underestimate the element of surprise.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Seriously, don't go overboard- you don't want to come off as obsessive/stalker status.

Get her some nice flowers, give her a little subtle note, and maybe a teddy bear or something.

Then, do it monkey style.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Tell her about herself. Notice something about her, flatter her a little bit about it.

Tell her you want to share your life with her... In a soft, non assertive fasion like,

Would really enjoy getting to know you better,

I really wonder what you are really like.

Keep the lingo non binding... No LOVE/ROMANCE type stuff.

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Step 1: Make sure you don't have competition. If you do, jam a wire brush in their rectums.

Step 2: Lure her into a dark alley

Step 3: With a well rehearsed song and dance number, dazzle her with your grace and beauty

Step 4: Trade her for 5 camels

Step 5: Sell the camels and buy a hooker

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Thank you snova and loudcrownvic. That is exactly what i was thinking, see i knew you had it in you..next to all those man juices

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Step 1: Make sure you don't have competition. If you do, jam a wire brush in their rectums.
Step 2: Lure her into a dark alley

Step 3: With a well rehearsed song and dance number, dazzle her with your grace and beauty

Step 4: Trade her for 5 camels

Step 5: Sell the camels and buy a hooker

If camels aren't available...can we substitute, say, a flying squirrel?

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Tell her about herself. Notice something about her, flatter her a little bit about it.
Tell her you want to share your life with her... In a soft, non assertive fasion like,

Would really enjoy getting to know you better,

I really wonder what you are really like.

Keep the lingo non binding... No LOVE/ROMANCE type stuff.

Cuz...you know...saying you want to share your life with her has no tie ins with romance or anything.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

If camels aren't available...can we substitute, say, a flying squirrel?

I think it can be arranged:up2somet:

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Ask her if she also masterbates to CSPAN.

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Cuz...you know...saying you want to share your life with her has no tie ins with romance or anything.

Thats the only part i questioned...but i get what he means

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

If camels aren't available...can we substitute, say, a flying squirrel?

Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? Let's be realistic here, we're trying to help the guy out

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? Let's be realistic here, we're trying to help the guy out

Shit.

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