TR: run-in with mexican teens

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

so yo! last night i was walkin down to tha liquor store to get some refreshing beverages, when this car full of young punk mexicans slow rolls up beside me. there is about 12 of them in the car and they start yellin at me. seems i been bangin one of their sisters. well, yeah...

anywayz, they roll right up on the curb blockin my way, and start piling out like its a ****in clown car at tha circus. now, i dont need no trouble like this, cause im still on probation and all, and i would be prime rib to some of the guys in lock down. so, as the first one walks up to me i just punch him right in tha neck and he goes down. i stand over him, ripping my shirt off and flexing my nuts. everyone else stops expecting me to stomp this guys face in, but i just reach around my back and pull out my 9. i dont point it at anyone, i just start polishing it with my white T. a bead of sweat ran down my face and dripped onto my chest, running down my rippling abs. a few of tha mexicans let out a gasp. i could tell most of them had an erection.

it was dead silent except for tha guy on tha ground who had started to cry. i tell him to get up and for all of them to get back in tha car. they hand me two bottles of some cheap *** tequila. i slide my gun into tha waist of my jeans and grab the bottles. i open one and pour it over my body, washing tha glistening sweat away. they just sit there watching like its a pay-per-view and they want their monies worth.

finally they start tha car and pull off. i yell at them...."tell your sister, ***** better be at my trailer at 11".

she was there at 10 till. YO!

what it do?!?

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[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

first

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

thats bad *** yo:fyi:

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

what kinda tequila was it????

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

do what you do homie

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

3rd

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

that was a good one....made me laugh pretty hard, thank you.

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

what kinda tequila was it????

come on. details or its bs

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

You gotta drop ur pickanic basket. They just wanted some food.

 

[justin smith 10+ year member]

lmfao

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

come on. details or its bs

exactly my point usually its mad dog you cant just leave me in suspense pondering what kinda brown liquid you was drowning yourself in GOSH

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

they all had swine flu. now you do too.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

what kinda tequila was it????

come on. details or its bs

dude it was some mexican rot-gut. took one sip and gave the 2nd bottle to a bum.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

I love these!