Innocent looking mom damages my neck

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I was out of town hangin wit my homies for the weekend and we got shit wasted on friday. While im up in tha the club this innocent looking girl came up on me on tha dancefloor and after few minutes i was like wtf we dancing fo, where you live?? She wasn't super hot, but i was horny so the drunken azz i am, i took few more shots and we left to her place.

I have just faint memories from tha rest of tha night but i remember that tha pounding took like forever.

So i woke up next morning around 10.a.m hung over and thirsty as fuck and left to get some water. First thing i stumble upon to, is a table full of pics of her&her husband and im like wtf!?!?!? Tha next room i pass, isn't tha kitchen but a damnkid's room! At this point i'm getting pretty freaked out and just go through every door to find a bathroom to piss & drink & think.

So as i walk in and look at my reflection, what do i see? a neck fill of hickeys. like ive been strangled by a squid or something.

WAT??? I haven't had to worry about that shit since i was like 15!!

I run back to her mad as hell asking wtf is going on, and she's all like im so sorry i was drunk ooooo that's so embarrassing im so sorry. Also she tells that she's been married for 5 years and has a 3 year old kid, and they will be home in an hour. HOLLA!!!

As i was getting my shit, i got a feeling that i had to get some compensation for tha damage she had done to my physical and mental state, so i told her she needed to give me a one final bj.

It didn't take the marks away, but it did make me forget them for bout 5 minutes. So now i gotta dodge the girl im hangin wit until my neck clears up.

what it do?!?

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Tits.

nG

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Wear collared shirts yo.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Rock the turtle neck...

nG

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Get some makeup?

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Lifes tough as a pimp

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Now's a GREAT time to pop yo' collar G

 

[BLACKonBLACK98 10+ year member]

another tale of epic win.

what it do?

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

aint it a little early to be drunk?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Wear collared shirts yo.

popped at that.

did she cook you some eggs? i would have been starvin for some eggs after getting some head.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Shoulda got pix of the skank.

 

[mugen08 10+ year member]

You're f****d

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

datz how we do it hur in da dirty dirty souf.

 

[dropped_mazda]

should of hit it again and let the hubby see you doing her lol