Tonight I was walking home and.....

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

this...

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

two midgets appeared. one jumped on the others shoulder and got me with a haymaker. they took all my fucking money and candy!!

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

I got abducted by aliens, when I woke up I noticed I had second penis and a ripped condom stuck inside my ass and now I'm tested positive for space ebola.

 

[™Caveman 10+ year member]

I saw your mom walking down the street and she had a pig in her arm... I said "hey where did you get that from?" The pig looked up and said "I won it in a raffle"

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

I saw your mom walking down the street and she had a pig in her arm... I said "hey where did you get that from?" The pig looked up and said "I won it in a raffle"

Thattherewasfunnyashell

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

And another thread that makes me miss Audioholic. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I gotta keep my poast count up...Its way behind //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Jeffdachef 5,000+ posts]

I gotta keep my poast count up...Its way behind //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

yeah you havent hit 100k yet. For shame! every post = + .00001db to your TL score!

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

yeah you havent hit 100k yet. For shame! every post = + .00001db to your TL score!

sorta like racing stickers adding hp on a car //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Well this is certainly one way to do it.

Back in the day I had about 30 a day average now its barely 11

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

I shit myself.

 

[Ridinhi 5,000+ posts]

It just pissed me off because my car was repoed

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

... i ran up on this chick. now this is nothing unusual but tonight i was like Fuck Yeah! Next thing I know she says she'll suck my dick if I smoke crack with her. I'm like damn i dont smoke rocks. She convinces me that it'll be the best blowjob of my life and we commence to smoking crack. As promised she issues the best deepthroat i've ever had and swallowed my load without missing a beat. Obviously by now i'm addicted to crack. So she bust out the crack pipe, takes a hit and hands it to me. I hit that shit so hard the pipe cracks and then i realize something. I'm pretty sure she got some jizz on the pipe and i but the pipe in my mouth meaning i just ate baby gravy. So am i gay?