Tiger Woods Seeking Treatment for *** Addiction

[RetroAudioinc 5,000+ posts]

PHOENIX -- Golfer Tiger Woods is planning to enter rehab in Arizona for a *** addiction as well as Vicodin and Ambien use, according to The Daily Mail.

Questions have swirled about Woods having a "****** compulsion" after he was connected to numerous alleged mistresses following an accident outside his Florida home Thanksgiving weekend.

That accident supposedly followed on the heels of an argument with his wife, Elin Nordegren, regarding a text message from one of the alleged mistresses, Rachel Uchitel.

And the officer investigating the accident reportedly requested a subpoena because he thought Vicodin or Ambien may have been a factor in the crash.

The golfer is believed to be at one of two upscale rehabilitation centers in Arizona: Cottonwood de Tucson or The Meadows, according to celebrity news outlet X17.

Other reports say Woods traveled to Arizona for reconstructive facial surgery that he needed after Nordegren allegedly hit him in the side of the face with a 9-iron during their Thanksgiving confrontation.

A message received by legendary sports writer Furman Bisher of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claims Woods ran from his house, without shoes, while Elin continued swinging the club at him.

"When [Elin] hit Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose... knocking out two of his upper teeth, and breaking the bone on the upper right side," the message details.

Read the Entire Message

Bisher writes on his blog, "The following is a legitimate message I received from a trustworthy journalist I have known for years. It's the Tiger-Elin incident finally put into reliable form, and I send along for no purpose other than to present the picture in its clearest form."

From http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/ktla-tiger-woods-rehab,0,6351738.story

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[King_corral 10+ year member]

Tiger is my hero... My last hero was Bill Clinton.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I wonder how much cash this will end up costing him.

 

[RetroAudioinc 5,000+ posts]

Tiger is my hero... My last hero was Bill Clinton.

haha

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

lol, tiga tiga woods yall!!!

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

I wonder how much cash this will end up costing him.

ummm hes tiger woods? he might just buy the clinic, buy a degree, buy a staff and 'cure' himself...

 

[Stalin-ohaulic]

This would have made a funny follow up to Dave Chappelle's "Racial Draft". The white announcers saying "Oh those blacks got us again!!!"

Btw I'm white, I don't usually find racial humor funny because it's played out. It was funny back in the richard pryor/red foxx/and even Eddie Murphy days... but now I would give anything to punch george lopez, chris rock, etc until my cardio gave out.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Did you hear Tiger got a DNA test? Turns out he's actually a Cheetah.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

ummm hes tiger woods? he might just buy the clinic, buy a degree, buy a staff and 'cure' himself...

I mean all the lossed endorsments.

 

[King_corral 10+ year member]

Did you hear Tiger got a DNA test? Turns out he's actually a Cheetah.

was that on a box of lucky charms?

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

It was on a fruit roll-up

 

[versatilechild 10+ year member]

This would have made a funny follow up to Dave Chappelle's "Racial Draft". The white announcers saying "Oh those blacks got us again!!!"
Btw I'm white, I don't usually find racial humor funny because it's played out. It was funny back in the richard pryor/red foxx/and even Eddie Murphy days... but now I would give anything to punch george lopez, chris rock, etc until my cardio gave out.

dave chappelle could make 5 seaons worth of skits of all the stuff thats happened this year

 

[AQHDC3 10+ year member]

dave chappelle could make 5 seaons worth of skits of all the stuff thats happened this year

More like 10 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[trailz516 10+ year member]

Chappelle needs to come back and do some more tiger woods skits. That shit is too funny.

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

Chappelle needs to come back and do some more tiger woods skits. That shit is too funny.

maybe a skit about Tiger selling his new DVD "My Best 18 Holes", how about "The Back 9 of 18"