Thought you guys would get a kick out of this...

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

Ok. Walked into work today and saw a printed out e-mail from my boss's nephew to my boss. For lack of a better term, this kid is absolutely retarded.

Background info:

My boss is wealthy, and he's widely known and established for over 30 years in the Economics community. Served as the Chief Economist at the SEC for a few years a while back. He's a strong believer of incentives, so he always pays waaay too much for something to get done, believing it will be done better if you are paying more...which is how this came into play.

This kid went to a community college, one of the better ones in the country. Regardless, still a community college.

First e-mail to my boss was the kid saying blah blah I know I screwed up I don't want any more of your money, etc. Basically asking for a second chance to prove himself.

Reply simple says, "what did you spend the money on?"

Here's the kid's reply, a list of everything he spent money on the semester.

Couch delivery - $108

Car repair and radar detector - $800

Tattoo - $125

Gas - tank filled about once a week (starting October 7) averaging about $30 every filling totalling $450

License Renewal - $144

Family Christmas gifts - $200

Haircut - $20

Rent - $2,482 (Richards mother gave me a check for $268 instead of $350 last time and I gave my new roommate $800 before I left for Delaware for December and January's rent)

Cable and internet - $105 a month totalling $420

Clothes and shoes - $300

Food - I got 5 guys every day (10 dollars starting around October 7) and pizza about 3 times a week 20 dollars total) - $2,000

Groceries - $600

I-pod - $300

I-pod speakers and car plug in - $200

Golf (between 3 and 5 times a week at $40 per round) - $1,280

Movies (8), dinner (once a week starting October 20 at $50 per dinner) and Christmas gift for my girlfriend ($200) - $860

Weed that I was going to sell in Delaware - $1,200

Total so far - $11,649

1/10/2009

The rest of the money you gave me was spend on marijuana in (location censored). I know this doesn't make up for but it never left my apartment and I never though about dealing it.

Here's the kicker, grades:

W, W, F, F, F

Amount given to his nephew was ~$12,500.

Click to read more...

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Haha he said weed!!

hahaha

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

big pile of fial.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

elohel

you should find the kid and kick him in the nuts

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Ummmmmmmm

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

time for him to go join a construction crew!

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Makes me want to kick him in his teeth.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wow. What a fk up.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

And yet, you still won't hire me...

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[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

And yet, you still won't hire me...
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I'm sure if you came to this area there may be a spot for you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I'm sure if you came to this area there may be a spot for you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Gah...I hate the snow/cold.

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Don't get high on your own supply //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

Gah...I hate the snow/cold.

I love it. I can't stand summer heat to be honest..