The time has come

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And finishing in your pants. All that failed effort...

or just going to the bathroom to beat it out.

gotta get it done some how //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

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you're telling me

 

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Wo0t! I made the list!

i didnt, after all the effort to get him back apparently im a ****waffle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

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He's like that broad in High School that flirts with anything that breaths, but when you slip her the date **** drunk on Friday night, she passes out locked inside her car instead of on your bed.

well you see, thats the difference. you like them passed out. i like them kicking and screaming.

 

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I'll take them either way as long as I get what I came for.
This thread is worse than going down town to sell a bag of crack and there not be any school children around to hustle.

this thread is worse than sending your kid down to the corner to sell your crack, only to realize he got jacked, and then realizing you have to smack the **** out of your kid for being a bitch.

 

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Oh indeed! This thread is almost as bad as sending your wife out to the corner to hook long enough for you to buy a 12 pack of budweiser, only to later find out that the store is out of beer.

this is worse than trying to watch **** on the pay per view channels you dont get, and beating your meat to the small glimpses of ******* you can sort of make out in all that scrambled green and yellow, only to have your sister walk in on you beating it, having your whole body turn cold, then being forced to go on a long *** trip the next day with the family and having your sister sitting next to you in the back seat.

this actually happened to me like 10 years back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. hell i dont think pay per view even scrambles the **** anymore but rather, just doesn't give access to it at all. **** that was a long time ago. still feels like yesterday though

 

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I remember those days. You'd get the glimpse of the right boobie on the left side of the screen and visa versa for the other. lol

Both that and this thread, are as bad as the time I spent the night at my best friends house in 10th grade and upon waking up, I noticed that my ******* was aching and bleeding. It wasn't until years later that I found out he was gay.

yup. you see half a tit on one side, until it magically whizzes to the upper left and then back down the whole time looking like you might just be tripping on acid. essentially you are just trying to beat it to half a tit and some chick moaning. but man oh man, that feeling when you get caught, is just //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif. you just kinda go numb.

i did the spending the night at a friends house too, only i woke up in the middle of it. i just kinda played dead though.

 

[Fear Of Theive 10+ year member]

How old were u guys when this happend george?