The good advice thread

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

-karma is a bitch. what goes around ALWAYS comes around. Where is my fucking dulce, Jmac?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

-Be kind to Canadian's. You may have to move there if Hillary/Obama become president.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

-shave that shit, bitches

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

-the amount of dick a female is willing to **** is inversely proportional pre marriage and post nuptials.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

-Don't blame everyone else for your problems.

-Stop hating on people who are better off than you. Some people are lucky enough too be well off, for the rest of us, we have to work for it.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

-If you're a grown *** man and still live with your parents...move out, or at least pay some rent. It's not right to let your parents support you while you blow all your money on stupid shit. Be a man, be responsible.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

-say no to crack....or any illict drugs for that matter //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[jjski78 10+ year member]

-Wipe from front to back, you don't really want shit on your sack, do you?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

think about what you are about to post.... it will lessen the chance of pwnage.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

its not ok to wear sweat pants to class... it makes you look like you like in a van.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

don't talk on a cell phone in line... you look like a douche.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

- do not produce more than one child or ye should be executed (the world is over-populated //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif )

- who cares about gay marriage... there is not such thing as the "sanctity" of marriage.

- if you’re doing your chick bareback… do pull out and do make sure that she is on the pill. If not then the morning after pill FTMFW!

- do not go to Texas or Arkansas, each state is just in the way of driving to some place else.

- Expect the Denver Broncos to be great over this next decade.

- Beckham coming to America will still not increase the MLS attendance or ratings; Americans just don’t like to watch it (except for me).

- Minorities are just victims of #’s.

- Once Castro dies expect for us to make a strong effort to annex it and make it the next Puerto Rico… Could you imagine, Spring Break trips to Cuba, omfg

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

-say no to crack....or any illict drugs for that matter //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

-if you are a hippie left wing stoner asshole that fingerpaints on walls do not post in Preston's sexcellent threads.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

-whether you believe in god or not you can still learn things from the bible.

-when speaking to a woman for the first time be an ***. Nice guys go home to palmala handerson.

-if you think you are the shit or your shit doesn't stink...it does

-if you are unsure of what you are doing or completely lost, don't bull shit your way through it. Figure it out.

--if you are still in high school listen up...life will go by faster when you are out of school. Decide what you want to do right then and there. If you wait...it will be too late. Get a goal and work on achieving it. Otherwise you will end up 40, a fat wife and dumb child who hate you. You will be working the same dead end job you have been working for 30+ years. You life will ****.

-most of all and most important...do NOT take anyones advise over the internet. We are here to fuck your life up, not help you out.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

- Respect your parents...they do so much for you and ask so little in return. You will learn this as you get older.

- Be happy with what you have today...it can all be gone tomorrow

- Don't spend $5,000 on shit you don't really need (rims, big *** tv, etc...)

- Always have an emergency fund of atleast $500...never know when you might need it.

- Realize the difference between want and need. (ie: I need food, I want steak)