The 401-Keg Plan

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Got this in an email.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank

all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink

heavily and recycle.

THIS IS CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN.

AND…

HOW to SAVE the AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see ***** women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing ***** women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

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[DDeitz 10+ year member]

looks like a rock solid plan to me!...but about the flight attendants..really why not?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

maybe if you bought really cheap 30 packs and happened to live in Michigan....but I doubt you would make back over $200 anywhere else

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

They have an airline like that, Hooters.....the other things old...

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

maybe if you bought really cheap 30 packs and happened to live in Michigan....but I doubt you would make back over $200 anywhere else

Uh... Its a joke. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Your thread making privileges should be revoked //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/chicken.gif.218ea7401db50d5e31a7e0b37e05e21e.gif Look, a chicken!

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[joetama 5,000+ posts]

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

It is call diversification... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

The 401-KEG plan would make you nothing but a retard. Which, some of you I am sure are.

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

hooters air is no more //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
It is call diversification... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

The 401-KEG plan would make you nothing but a retard. Which, some of you I am sure are.

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

Meh... You'll get over it...

 

[JLa Obsessed 10+ year member]

yeah cause hooters air worked SOOO well...LOL

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Meh... You'll get over it...

Someone pissed in your cheerios today, didn't they?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Someone pissed in your cheerios today, didn't they?

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Nope today is a good day actually...

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Nope today is a good day actually...

I just read your sig for the first time. That is some classic shit right there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif