stabbed a guy cause his girl was fat...

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

so, anyways, im out at tha club wit my crew. yeah, we bout 9 deep. rockin my skinny jeans and ed hardy shirt, lookin fly as usual. im chattin up this table of dimes drinkin my mike's hard lemonade. yeah, im flexin my nuts, and they lovin it. i catch the smell of wet pussy, so i know one of these hoes is takin me home tonight. grams can have tha trailer tonight, ya feel me.

well, im there at tha table wreckin this chicks self-esteem when this whale of a girl comes walkin past and bumps me with her fat ass. hit me so hard i wasted some of my drink on tha floor. so, i was like, hey fattie, this is a fuckin MHL that you just spilt, go get me another one now! she turned around and apologized, but i wasnt hearin any of it. just go get my drink and watch where you slingin that big butt!

well, thats when her boyfriend stepped up. calls me a douche and says she aint buyin me shit. then tells me if i come outside he will beat my ass. ok, im game... so are my boys. i tell him i'll be right wit him and tell tha ladies i'll be back before my polo cologne wears off. then i head to tha door.

wellz, by tha time i hit tha parkin lot 4 of my boys already got him balled up on tha ground. dude is floppin round like a fish when i walk up. talk some shit now! well, he swung his leg at me from tha ground, tryin to kick me and before i knew it i had my knife out and stuck him 2 times in tha leg. he started screamin, thats when fattie came runnin up. well, me and my crew dipped out quick, ya know.

gonna be a while for i can roll up in there again. still on probation.

what it do?!?

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[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

haha, damn I missed you bro

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

papers ftmfl bro

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[MANTI5 10+ year member]

Not the MHL, suprised you didn't harpoon the whale.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Not the MHL, suprised you didn't harpoon the whale.

you got me confused bro. im not tha fattie hunter, yo.

a 9 on your scale is a 6.5 on mine.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

you got me confused bro. im not tha fattie hunter, yo.

That wood be me.

Dat a way to keep it real bro!

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Now heres a troll worth reading. Welcome back tappin! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[AmericanBass 10+ year member]

funniest **** i've ever read.

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

Welcome back been a min, but I see you still can't take someone on 1v1....

Just bustin your balls

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

they un banned you?

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

You don't get perma bans for saying the word that describes an ancient Japanese fighting soldier of fortune.

He said samurai? Oh and great read. Shoulda rolled back up in there and finished spittin game.

 

[audiobaun 5,000+ posts]

Sounds to me like you cant do one on one.Its a shame it takes 5 of you FVCKS to take one guy down, and when you show up, hes already done.Big man bro!! Big man!.Good thing he didnt make it to his car,,If he had a Glock,he would have more than good reason to CAP Your FVCKING AS SES.Assulted him with a deadly weapon, and Jumped his A S S.Bunch of FKN Pu SSIES! Come to Tx and Try that SH IT! PuS Sy FVCKS!!