so, im sitting in front of computer

when some little creepy ****er decides to walk past me...

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scared the shit outa me

lil bastard decided it would be sweet to jump from my book shelf onto my computer monitor then crawl its *** down in front of me.... biggest mistake of its short life.... trapped in a plastic cylinder for all eternity now

 
Centipedes are long-lived; some have been known to live up to 6 years. Most species feed upon small creatures such as insects. With the powerful jaws located immediately under the head they grasp and kill their prey by injecting venom. Occasionally, man may be bitten by centipedes but the poison usually produces only a moderate reaction similar to a bee sting. The only concern would be to those allergic to insect venoms and other toxins, particularly small children. In cases involving severe reactions, consult a physician at once.

Centipedes may be found in a variety of habitats but prefer moist, protected places such as under stones, rotted logs, leaves or bark. They spend the winter as adults and lay eggs during the warm months. Generally, eggs are laid in the soil and covered by a sticky substances. A few species give birth to living young.

The house centipede, Scutigera coleoptrata, originally lived only in Mexico but is now found throughout the United States. It is the only species capable of reproducing in houses and is often seen in and around homes where dampness occurs. The house centipede is active at night, moving about in search of insects. When full grown it is about 1 1/2 inches in Iength and feeds primarily on small insects such as cockroaches, clothes moths, house flies and other insects it may encounter in the house. The long back legs capture the prey with a "lassoing'' action. Although centipedes are beneficial in that they destroy other insects, most people have an aversion to their presence in homes.

(Hence they are found in wet areas and lay their eggs in STICKY substances... Which makes since since you have been RUBBING ONE OFF ALL NIGHT)

These house centapedes are poisonous.. but not deadly.. look out they bite.. put your.. giblets away

 
Centipedes are long-lived; some have been known to live up to 6 years. Most species feed upon small creatures such as insects. With the powerful jaws located immediately under the head they grasp and kill their prey by injecting venom. Occasionally, man may be bitten by centipedes but the poison usually produces only a moderate reaction similar to a bee sting. The only concern would be to those allergic to insect venoms and other toxins, particularly small children. In cases involving severe reactions, consult a physician at once.
Centipedes may be found in a variety of habitats but prefer moist, protected places such as under stones, rotted logs, leaves or bark. They spend the winter as adults and lay eggs during the warm months. Generally, eggs are laid in the soil and covered by a sticky substances. A few species give birth to living young.

The house centipede, Scutigera coleoptrata, originally lived only in Mexico but is now found throughout the United States. It is the only species capable of reproducing in houses and is often seen in and around homes where dampness occurs. The house centipede is active at night, moving about in search of insects. When full grown it is about 1 1/2 inches in Iength and feeds primarily on small insects such as cockroaches, clothes moths, house flies and other insects it may encounter in the house. The long back legs capture the prey with a "lassoing'' action. Although centipedes are beneficial in that they destroy other insects, most people have an aversion to their presence in homes.

(Hence they are found in wet areas and lay their eggs in STICKY substances... Which makes since since you have been RUBBING ONE OFF ALL NIGHT)

These house centapedes are poisonous.. but not deadly.. look out they bite.. put your.. giblets away
hmmm..... i wonder how long the can last with limited air supply and no food? i left a fly in the same cylinder thing and it was dead by morning time..... right now im thinking i should catch a spider or fly and toss it in and watch an epic fight to the death

 
Feckin' hell, man....serious flashbacks here.

I used to get those things in my house ALL THE TIME when I lived in Sint Maarten. They were up to 6" long and were aggressive as hell. I remember smashing one with a heavy boot (they have a hard shell that crunches like a June bug), and while its back segments were smashed into oblivion and stuck to the floor, the stupid thing was trying to CHARGE ME and attack! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/viking2.gif.35c13a457368016b956ccf693af31291.gif

No kidding, I friggin' hate those monsters. A friend down there got bitten in the ear one night while she was sleeping and that whole side of her head swelled up like a ballon... it was horrible. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

In actuality, my wife usually killed them, 'cause I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

 
Centipedes are long-lived; some have been known to live up to 6 years. Most species feed upon small creatures such as insects. With the powerful jaws located immediately under the head they grasp and kill their prey by injecting venom. Occasionally, man may be bitten by centipedes but the poison usually produces only a moderate reaction similar to a bee sting. The only concern would be to those allergic to insect venoms and other toxins, particularly small children. In cases involving severe reactions, consult a physician at once.
Centipedes may be found in a variety of habitats but prefer moist, protected places such as under stones, rotted logs, leaves or bark. They spend the winter as adults and lay eggs during the warm months. Generally, eggs are laid in the soil and covered by a sticky substances. A few species give birth to living young.

The house centipede, Scutigera coleoptrata, originally lived only in Mexico but is now found throughout the United States. It is the only species capable of reproducing in houses and is often seen in and around homes where dampness occurs. The house centipede is active at night, moving about in search of insects. When full grown it is about 1 1/2 inches in Iength and feeds primarily on small insects such as cockroaches, clothes moths, house flies and other insects it may encounter in the house. The long back legs capture the prey with a "lassoing'' action. Although centipedes are beneficial in that they destroy other insects, most people have an aversion to their presence in homes.

(Hence they are found in wet areas and lay their eggs in STICKY substances... Which makes since since you have been RUBBING ONE OFF ALL NIGHT)

These house centapedes are poisonous.. but not deadly.. look out they bite.. put your.. giblets away

Wikipedia?

I hate centipedes!!! We have them around my house and they get huge, about 8 to 10 inches. Bastards hurt too.
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You guys should def be betting around ur areas with these things... could u imagine it?.. .Two guys place bets like a dog fight.. next thing you know they show up, one guy (armitank) pulls out his weasley lil 1 incher and then ol' (kauai808) yanks out his 6'' .. then armitank is like $hit M0 Fo heres my money.. unless that lil B*otch is some kinda roy jones n $hit

 
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