So i went to jail for the first time last night

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna have to try that honey turkey.

LOL I'm in Cedar rapids, cops around here are dicks.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

It's funny, cops say you should be able to make informed decisions while drinking, yet they know it fuc ks you up... How can people expect people to make GOOD decisions when they are drunk? Some people get way more messed up on the same amount. Take my cousin for instance, he will drink, and drink, and drink until he doesn't know what's going on. I drink too much, and I'll just pass out.

 

[dbhittin 5,000+ posts]

i always know whats going on, but then agin i drink everyday, so im used to it

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I drink liquor every day. It's hard for me to even get drunk off of beer. Not that it's cool or anything...

 

[cozce 10+ year member]

This is a terrible song that only idiots love.

This.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

why would a chick who has a bf bring you back to her house....and then not fcuk you must really fial.

Her friend was driving her to her boyfriend's house.

Well the terrible grammar makes sense now, Jesus Christ you made my head hurt with some of those sentences.

I was still pretty hammered when I typed that.

Should have stuck to original plan and went home with the first fat chick.

She wound up not even coming.

I think everyone should have the jail experience once in their lives. It's a real eye opener. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Yes, its an eye opener.

You didn;t spend a night in jail.

You sat in a holding tank.

nothing bad at all.

and you got wasted off 1 shot? lightweight.

Yes, that one shot got me completely obliterated.

And whatever I set in, it sucked.

1) honey wild turkey 101 has been out for awhile......2) sounds like ya cant hold your alcohol.....

3) or you could be 1 of those ppl that 2 shots and a drink you get idiot stupid drunk

4).................. what was the question LOL

1.)guy told me it was new

2.) I get a bit crazy when i drink liqour

3.) When I get drunk, i usually get too drunk

4.) wat

ur life = fail..

wigger

 

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

I spent a night in the drunk tank for something similar to this back in 2000 at the Mini truckin nationals in Gatlinburg, TN. Nothing sucks like going to jail when your on vacation.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I spent a night in the drunk tank for something similar to this back in 2000 at the Mini truckin nationals in Gatlinburg, TN. Nothing sucks like going to jail when your on vacation.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif That would **** big time.

Get any tickets?

This has been a reality check for me. The way I act when I get drunk, this was bound to happen sooner or later. Time for me to grow up and ditch the drinking before I even turn 21. ha

 

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif That would **** big time.
Get any tickets?

This has been a reality check for me. The way I act when I get drunk, this was bound to happen sooner or later. Time for me to grow up and ditch the drinking before I even turn 21. ha

yea usually when you slow down on drinking is when you become legal, I don't even drink unless my father in law comes into town. Last time he was in we polished a fifth of SOCO and had a 12 pack of Yeangling a piece and my wife was pissed at us.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Asher roth is ****ing tool he wil never be as cool as tuckermax.com

And you should get yourself together before you really fukc up your life bro......

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

I spent a night in the drunk tank for something similar to this back in 2000 at the Mini truckin nationals in Gatlinburg, TN. Nothing sucks like going to jail when your on vacation.

lol i bet that was an interesting experience

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Moar pics of hot bish with big *******

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

Yep should have stuck with the big girl, they don't get mad when you slap them in the head it just means they aren't done.

 

[TNTR70 10+ year member]

OP.... one shot and your that wasted?

you need a SIPPY CUP!

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Honey wild turkey=awesomeAsher Roth=terrible

Fucking YES.

God I hate that song.