So i went to jail for the first time last night

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yup.

Went and saw that singer i posted about earlier..I refused to pay the $15 cover so I went upstairs to the bar that had no cover..Bought a shot of new Honey Wild Turkey 101 and since we were the only 2 that didn't go in downstairs owner lets us go downstairs for free to watch that guy.

So i didn't pull any leg at the bar....Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk. She said no and they say I slapped her in the back of the head, playfully. Well she hit me back hard and I apparently said if she wasn't putting out I was getting out. SO I got out and the sheriffs said I was banging on door to door trying to sleep with a girl..Which is a lie, i was trying to get back home. I just got someone else's ID yesterday that was 21 (I am 20) and I had used it to get into the bar. Apparently I showed the sheriff it. Fial.

But anyways.

False Information + Public Drunk = $125 bail, $688 in fines

I am getting plastered right now. They called me slim shady at jail b/c I was singing this morning at 4:00 Asher Roth- I Love College.

Holler *****es.

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[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

live and learn lol

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

get tore down on a wednesday night!! way to go.

Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk

wat

 

[Dyme_a_Duzin 10+ year member]

wat it do

 

[cj407]

why would a chick who has a bf bring you back to her house....and then not fcuk you must really fial.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Ya what? Where you her passenger in her car?

 

[goodguy8705 10+ year member]

Asher Roth- I Love College.

This is a terrible song that only idiots love.

 

[sound_around]

Yup.
Went and saw that singer i posted about earlier..I refused to pay the $15 cover so I went upstairs to the bar that had no cover..Bought a shot of new Honey Wild Turkey 101 and since we were the only 2 that didn't go in downstairs owner lets us go downstairs for free to watch that guy.

So i didn't pull any leg at the bar....Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk. She said no and they say I slapped her in the back of the head, playfully. Well she hit me back hard and I apparently said if she wasn't putting out I was getting out. SO I got out and the sheriffs said I was banging on door to door trying to sleep with a girl..Which is a lie, i was trying to get back home. I just got someone else's ID yesterday that was 21 (I am 20) and I had used it to get into the bar. Apparently I showed the sheriff it. Fial.

But anyways.

False Information + Public Drunk = $125 bail, $688 in fines

I am getting plastered right now. They called me slim shady at jail b/c I was singing this morning at 4:00 Asher Roth- I Love College.

Holler *****es.

damm....thats some white trash,redneck shi+.

hillbilly ****** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

I havent tried the honey turkey 101 ...I was drinking some honey turkey 71 last night...the 71 is pretty smooth straight ....

 

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

wow. i may rep you on another site provided you post it there

 

[svarasnj 10+ year member]

thats not going to look good on your resume

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

This is a terrible song that only idiots love.

Apparently I'm an idiot to do what I did.

I havent tried the honey turkey 101 ...I was drinking some honey turkey 71 last night...the 71 is pretty smooth straight ....

Shit was awesome.

thats not going to look good on your resume

I know. Fail.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Yup.
Went and saw that singer i posted about earlier..I refused to pay the $15 cover so I went upstairs to the bar that had no cover..Bought a shot of new Honey Wild Turkey 101 and since we were the only 2 that didn't go in downstairs owner lets us go downstairs for free to watch that guy.

So i didn't pull any leg at the bar....Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk. She said no and they say I slapped her in the back of the head, playfully. Well she hit me back hard and I apparently said if she wasn't putting out I was getting out. SO I got out and the sheriffs said I was banging on door to door trying to sleep with a girl..Which is a lie, i was trying to get back home. I just got someone else's ID yesterday that was 21 (I am 20) and I had used it to get into the bar. Apparently I showed the sheriff it. Fial.

But anyways.

False Information + Public Drunk = $125 bail, $688 in fines

I am getting plastered right now. They called me slim shady at jail b/c I was singing this morning at 4:00 Asher Roth- I Love College.

Holler *****es.

Was she fat?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

pics of chick or ban.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

pics of chick or ban.

She was teasing him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif