So i went to jail for the first time last night

Was she fat?
Nope. Wish she woulda been, prolly coulda got laid.

She was teasing him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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I would go to jail for that.

 
Yup.
Went and saw that singer i posted about earlier..I refused to pay the $15 cover so I went upstairs to the bar that had no cover..Bought a shot of new Honey Wild Turkey 101 and since we were the only 2 that didn't go in downstairs owner lets us go downstairs for free to watch that guy.

So i didn't pull any leg at the bar....Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk. She said no and they say I slapped her in the back of the head, playfully. Well she hit me back hard and I apparently said if she wasn't putting out I was getting out. SO I got out and the sheriffs said I was banging on door to door trying to sleep with a girl..Which is a lie, i was trying to get back home. I just got someone else's ID yesterday that was 21 (I am 20) and I had used it to get into the bar. Apparently I showed the sheriff it. Fial.

But anyways.

False Information + Public Drunk = $125 bail, $688 in fines

I am getting plastered right now. They called me slim shady at jail b/c I was singing this morning at 4:00 Asher Roth- I Love College.

Holler *****es.

Well the terrible grammar makes sense now, Jesus Christ you made my head hurt with some of those sentences.

 
Yup.
Went and saw that singer i posted about earlier..I refused to pay the $15 cover so I went upstairs to the bar that had no cover..Bought a shot of new Honey Wild Turkey 101 and since we were the only 2 that didn't go in downstairs owner lets us go downstairs for free to watch that guy.

So i didn't pull any leg at the bar....Riding back to take some girl home who had I boyfriend I asked her to fk. She said no and they say I slapped her in the back of the head, playfully. Well she hit me back hard and I apparently said if she wasn't putting out I was getting out. SO I got out and the sheriffs said I was banging on door to door trying to sleep with a girl..Which is a lie, i was trying to get back home. I just got someone else's ID yesterday that was 21 (I am 20) and I had used it to get into the bar. Apparently I showed the sheriff it. Fial.

But anyways.

False Information + Public Drunk = $125 bail, $688 in fines

I am getting plastered right now. They called me slim shady at jail b/c I was singing this morning at 4:00 Asher Roth- I Love College.

Holler *****es.
classic

 
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